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A cock valet is someone who is religiously fucked by a person or group of people. Therefore, instead of parking cars for people and deciding what spot they belong in, you are parking their cocks inside of you. There can be a group of cock valets also, making the task of parking people's cocks a group effort deciding on what cock goes in what orifice.
"They want us to do what!? Do I look like their personal cock valets!?"

"That task makes fucking zero sense! I guess we're all playing cock valet today!"
by BigDickPapa (BDP) October 04, 2017
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