Hot Cock

Slapping hot sauce on your balls and twisting your Pubes to make a bow tie and dunking your cock in red food coloring during sex.

Me and Jenny got down on that Hot Cock if you know what I mean

by Zaddy the faddie December 20, 2020

cock starter

Pronounced “Cock Startah” One who either gets cocks sprung, or gets someone acting like dick, by acting like a dick.

That ked’s a real cock starter, got everyone in the bar throwing hands.

by Jerkphone December 15, 2020

Cock-Noodler

When something happens ,during a very sexual encounter, that proceeds to give you an instant softy.

"We were having very passionate sex and then while doing anal, she shit all over me; instant cock-noodler."

by stahrlord August 14, 2016

closet cock

Someone who portrays false humility when in actuality, they are extremely cocky

“Linda you sang great!”
“No it was horrible, I’m alright, it was just a side stage gig, thanks though”
“Don’t be such a closet cock Linda I saw you hog the mic at sound check belting and screaming, showing off for no reason”

by Pseudos January 3, 2019

cock grande

spanglish for a gigantic cock

needs to be at least 6 inch

Hey ese, looks like you got a cock grande.

Can your cock grande fill up my deep pussy?

by juan grand December 10, 2013

Lucas's Cock

Something so incredibly small that it gets rejected by Midgets (I've seen it happen). Seen to be around 0.000000000001in and is just a disgrace to the male sex

"What the FUCK! Your cock (Lucas's Cock) is SOOOO small!" -some person

by LucasIsDumbhehehehehehe April 17, 2022

hippo cock

A guy with a extremely large fat thick girthy cock

wow that guy has a Hippo cock

by erggdfgdfg June 2, 2017