Going West 

Used to describe the feeling when you're absolutely out of your face on some substance or other. Generally the point in the night where things stop making sense. This feeling can be applied all the time when at a music festival.

"Mate, my head's going west... Where are you? Opposite the moon you say? Oh sound, I'll try and find you."

Also can be used as "My head's gone west.. I need to go home - now.."

Going West by Andrew Swane May 31, 2007

kennedy western university 

A diploma mill shut down by the State of Wyoming in 2009. Also known as Warren National "university"

I couldn't get into college, so I got a Kennedy Western University "degree"

kennedy western university by jimbob44 April 6, 2009

Parkway West High School 

You know your at/go to parkway west when...

there's trash talking about Central. you see an orange lambo every afternoon. you know who "Scogs" is. you see sophmores and freshman trying to get away with parking in the teachers lot...(stupid underclassmen). you see a longhorn at every corner. most girls are orange or tan. you see atleast 30 BMW's in the senior lot. you hear juniors complaining about the "hill/pit". there's atleast 3 fights within the 1st month of school. you hear about/see lame senior pranks. You hear about kids going to state for sports. You hear about kids getting perfect scores on the ACT. you see a short blonde haired lady walk around with uggs. you hear "west is best" in every attepmt at a motivational class meeting. you see atleast like 5 cameras in every hallway/breeze way.You know who the Gabberts are. you go to a fottball game and can barely find place to sit on the bleachers. you know about the racist grade level principle. You know that ashort a-days aren't really short. you call freshman frosh. theres atleast 3 pregnant girls at school a semester. you know how to get around the cameras to get off campus.
GO P.WEST

-you know were playing central on friday?
*aye were not even playing them...were dominating.
-Well duh. were from Parkway West High school

Parkway West High School by Dubpw April 24, 2009

Wesley Snipes 

A famous actor who grew up in South Bronx. He's a bad ass action star with many martial arts awards, Black belt three times over in Jiu Jitsu and Jeet Kun Do. He has stared in such moves as Passenger 57, Blade, The Art of War, Demolition Man, and Passenger 57. He will be best remembered for his role in New Jack City with co-star Dusty Snipes of Icelandic fame.

"Did you see Blade? The Dodge Charger that Wesley Snipes drives is such Badassical Baddage!"

Wesley Snipes by Badassical Baddage January 3, 2006

Weston, MA 

1. An isolated bubble of a town for rich white kids who wear white polo shirts with the collars popped, khaki pants, dockers, and a polo hat. No open house parties, everyone's first car is a BMW, there's a town pool but they'd all rather go to their country clubs, and instead of having a bunch of different cliques, there's just the preps and the nerds. Then there's approximately 5 people who don't belong in Weston at all, and actually have jobs because their parents won't pay for everything they want. People like this are considered to be complete losers in Weston, but actually have normal friends outside of Weston.

2. A place that I'm ashamed to live in. I can't stand the people here, my family's probably gonna be homeless cuz living here is so damn expensive, and everyone thinks I'm a complete dumbass cuz I don't plan on going to an Ivy when I graduate. The people here have no fucking idea what the real world is like, and no-one seems to understand that gangsta is NOT a fucking fashion statement. Also, almost none of the guys here ever get a girlfriend, cuz they won't settle for anything less than Megan Fox. This place SUCKS. DON'T come here!!! I'm moving out the moment I graduate.

3. A town that paid a homeless man to leave, because he was "ruining our town's image."

1. (reconstruction of an actual story, no joke)
Weston, MA mom: I don't like the way this microwave looks in our kitchen...the colors don't flow nicely.

Weston dad: Alright, I'll bring it to the dump and get a new one.

2. Hot chick: So are you from around here?

Me: Uh...yeah kinda...

Hot chick: ...?

Me: Um....Weston....

Hot chick: Oh. (gets up and leaves)

Weston, MA by llfortunatesondvll April 21, 2011

West Alexandria 

1) Population: almost 1,300. Maybe.
2) A village in which the sluts roam free.
3) Safest village, although you can not move 5 feet without running into a meth lab.
4) Home of Austin Groff (kid who makes miracle shots) and David Good (Mancode).
5) Home of the Mike Dixon (bike thief).
6) Home of world's largest speed bump.
7) Record of most lost football games in a row. (Even though it has the best football coach known to man.)
8) Where the cops look like their 12. Whic is kinda good since they don't really do anything.
9) The place where girls rides dick more than they do horses. (Although there's a lot of horse riding going on too.)

I went to West Alexandria yesterday. Before I left I knew everyones name, and who was having sex with who. I also watched a house blow up. I sat around and roasted marshmallows with David Good and Austin Groff, while waiting for the no-show cops. Groff threw a marshmallow through his legs with his eyes closed and it landed in Good's mouth. I found the cops later though, they were chasing Dixon down while he was ramping the speed bump. The football coach was traling right along screaming his favorite saying, "Got to have moxy fellas!!" even though they were losing the game 72-7. The coach was also raging because half the team (about 7 people) didn't show up to the game. They got a better offer. They were being "rode like horses" by the town sluts. For most people, this would be odd behavior. But for the village people, this was exceptional behavior. Apparently, this was a good day.

West Alexandria by NMEJD12 January 10, 2011

West Deer

A word used to substitute any place that is not a nice place to live.

A bad place to live.

"That place is so West Deer."

West Deer by Half-Court Miracle September 3, 2006