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permission to blow tubes 

Nautical. Requesting permission to blow hot steam on the tubes in a naval superheated boiler. Often thought to refer to a sailor by the name of Tubes, but this is not correct. The permission is needed because there will be a release of some smoke when tubes are blown.
Engineering Officer: Request permission to blow tubes, sir.
Officer of the Deck: Permission granted.
Related Words

Noob tuber 

a n00b on CoD 4 who only uses the grenade tube to kill you.
John: I just got tubed
Frank: boot the little noob tuber then
Noob tuber by camazonDamazon April 14, 2008

tubeshooter 

a person who clears the bong in one pull.
Save some for me tubeshooter. Wow, that was a huge hit tubeshooter. Pete is a tubeshooter, he has all the good connects and doesn't share.
tubeshooter by Tino Olstevez December 13, 2003
The internet is not something that you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's... it's a series of tubes.
Tubes by Jimmy So August 25, 2006

tuber simulator 

A mobile game created by the man, Pewdiepie himself that IS STILL RELEVANT GODAMMIT!!!
Person 1: "Hey! What game are you playing on your phone rn?"

Person 2: "The most relevant game out there, godammit."

1: "Which is..."

2: "Tuber simulator!!! Also sub to pewdiepie and unsubscribe to T-Series."
tuber simulator by garcya March 20, 2019

dookie tubes 

The Gastro-intestinal system, where food is converted into into energy and waste products are formed the excreted from the body in large brown/tan masses.
I have been eating that activa yogurt stuff to try and regulate my dookie tubes, every time I am on the toilet I just explode mush and bits of undigested food.
dookie tubes by jose99 February 23, 2007