texting trance

A strange phenomena in which a person who is currently sending or reading a text is completely oblivious to the outside world and will not respond to verbal or physical stimuli made in their general direction. Will often evoke anger in people who are trying to talk to the texter.

Trudy: Someone just texted me...
Mark: Who was it Trudy?
Trudy: ......
Mark: Hey dickwad answer me *full hand slap in the face*
Trudy: ......
Cecilia: He won't answer you Mark, he's in a texting trance
Mark: I hate that cunt ass nigger bullshit

by Bigry5959 November 15, 2010

Ketchup Trench

The slit you make in a hotdog before microwaving it to make sure it doesn't explode

*microwave goes POP really loud*

Guy: "man, you didn't make a ketchup trench. Go clean out my fucking microwave"

by poopbucketburgle February 20, 2011

Geezer Trance

A type of electronic music defined by a regular repetitive pounding bassline that is favored by dried up old geezers who refuse to admit that their music is old and lame, much like themselves.

After spending 6 days at burning man where every camp was playing dubstep, I was actually happy to find a camp playing geezer trance.

by electro snob August 3, 2011

flesh trench

A slang term for a large vagina as defined by a group of young males durring the 1990's on vancouver island, canada. Also known as a "meat ditch"

"dude, i went home with that chick from the bar and when i got into her panties she had a massive flesh trench bro."

by deadfishv September 21, 2013

sweat trench

The sweat dripping inbetween the fluff infested pubic hairs around the anus and gooch area.

“I felt a bad case of sweat trench coming on at gym last night".

by Barry97 December 27, 2013

Fart trance

To be caught in a mental state of un-knowing whilst constantly dropping farts

Brad wont be attending school today, as he iscsught in a fart trance

by JC Conradical June 24, 2015

Music Trance

A state of relaxation induced by listening to your favorite type of music through a pair of exceptional quality headphones.

After school, I put on my beats, lie in bed and go into a complete music trance.

by YouKnowIKnowYouKnow August 8, 2016