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Sneaky Cannon

When one farts and a ball shaped shit shoots out unexpectedly.
by Vtexis May 31, 2019
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Booby Cannon

When you're having sex with a breastfeeding woman and she reaches orgasm and her boob's shoot milk.
The other night I was banging my wife and got hit in the face with a booby cannon
by IPreeler January 11, 2021
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Mouth cannon

A woman who has a mouth capable of quickly initiating a huge powerful creamy blast of ejaculation.

Or a defination for a pressure washer attachment that generates large thick amount of foam.
" Hi kelly how did you get on with your DVD date last night?" ...oh not to bad but i knew when i pulled it out of his jeans that he wasnt gonna last long, im a real mouth cannon when i need to be"
by #big H September 22, 2025
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Two opposing players set up cheek to cheek in a tub full of water. Each person pushes as hard as they can and the first to send excrement into the others anal cavity is considered the winner.
When we were younger, me and my sister would have Old-School German cannon battles. Really that’s what started my fetish…..
by XiiphiiK July 14, 2024
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dook cannon

A butt. "Dook" being the shortened form of dookie poop and "cannon" referring to the large artillary weapon, likening a turd to a cannonball.
If I don't grt to a bathroom, my dook cannon is going to blow a hole in my britches.
by DedGum February 16, 2019
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Knob gobbled a kid cannon

When some bitch from wcs starts some shit so you post her grandmother to show how trashy she is and her lip stick is smeared like she just mouth hugged and dick
Kim : Velveteen rub*

Chadd : don't pretty it up Kimberly...she knob gobbled a kid cannon
by Trem55 January 20, 2017
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gut cannon

Another word for a penis that can tear about an intestine like a .50 caliber weapon
Holy shit. Dante tore her apart with his Gut Cannon.

I hope your a weapons expert. Because you get to handle my Gut Cannon
by Dsav July 31, 2015
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