A wearisome, vacuous windbag that takes any opportunity to spout Guardian-esque pinko rhetoric in relation to any left-wing hobby-horse as if they were an authority that cannot be challenged or questioned.
"That twerp Tarquin's mouth sewer was firing out the Mayor's tripe about air quality in the pub again last night as if it's not a smoke screen for more stealth taxation. What a total Cause Cannon."
by LastRealist August 29, 2023
Sprinkle cocaine on a hookers butthole then have her fart in your face. The puff looks like cannon smoke.
by DWamp81 July 09, 2022
Minutetech: Spoke, Orbital Strike Cannon them now!!!
Mapicc: Minute, you fucking idiot! Don't Orbital Strike Cannon the Orbital Strike Cannon!!!
Mapicc: Minute, you fucking idiot! Don't Orbital Strike Cannon the Orbital Strike Cannon!!!
by sunkissedyaoi April 20, 2025
When some bitch from wcs starts some shit so you post her grandmother to show how trashy she is and her lip stick is smeared like she just mouth hugged and dick
by Trem55 January 20, 2017
When some bitch from wcs starts some shit so you post her grandmother to show how trashy she is and her lip stick is smeared like she just mouth hugged and dick
by Trem55 January 20, 2017
a plant from Plants vs. Zombies 2 which needs to be tapped on to shoot out a devastating coconut cannonball with AOE damage, then takes time to recharge that shot.
"I put down a Coconut Cannon and when I clicked on it, it shot an explosive coconut which killed 3 Conehead Zombies with ease."
by Otheruser325 April 02, 2023
Hold my dick or suck it.
by Prince tatted June 08, 2020