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technovore

also known as a supplementarian.

someone who takes supplements because a healthy diet is too much effort to maintain.
even a red-blooded meat-eater like myself can't maintain a healthy diet without popping a few pills, so i've become a technovore.
by geek.neo May 23, 2012
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TechnOCD

Practically OCD, but more focused on organizing cyberspace data.

Usually indicated by super organized folders and files.

Most often associated with men, not necessarily geeks.
Dude 1: Hey braj, wanna play some B-ball?

Dude 2: Nah, I have to finish some stuff here *endlessly tinkers with laptop*

Dude 1: Dude you have legit TechnOCD.
by wickedwarlock February 1, 2013
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Technosociofile

Subspecies of nerd primarily interested in digital technology and the social implications and applications in a wired world. (Abbreviated TSF) A technosciofile may fall on a spectrum anywhere from "techie" to "socio." May have issues with authority.

Type of benign hacktivist. Not exactly white-hat but not exactly malicious either. Some may seek notoriety.
"Just because you steal Wifi to watch Colbert, it doesn't make you a technosciofile."

"You may be a technosociofile if... you're fascinated by Anonymous and paranoid about the FBI."
by saltypalette March 26, 2013
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technolotard

N. A technological retard - someone who is unable to figure out how to do anything related to technology (e.g. computers, the Internet, cell phones, etc.) despite having received instructions more than once.
My mom is such a technolotard! I've showed her 10 times how to install an app on her iPhone and she still has to keep asking me how. Fuck me!
by wingman_131 June 4, 2013
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Technodump

To use hi-tech lavatory furniture - such as Dyson hand-driers or Japanese multifunctional toilets
"Bob, have you seen this crash report from the server?"

"No I haven't Alice, and I don't have time - I've heard they've installed a new bog from Japan with many, many buttons a& I want to take my first technodump"
by PrivateGuy May 29, 2015
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Technorelic

An electronic device that is now obsolete and seen as old and dated technology.
I'll keep these old 'Cassette Walkmans' for nostalgic reasons, they 're "Technorelics".
by F. U. Cee. Kay March 18, 2017
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technological psychosis

Mental illnesses/delusion where a person texts or emails himself and carries on a conversation with oneself.
WFE: Honey, we need to talk.

Last night while you we’re sleeping, I checked your phone to see who you’ve been texting with daily for 2 weeks. I hadn’t heard you laugh or seen you that happy in such a long time. I was starting to worry that it might’ve been another woman. I’m sorry I doubted you, you’re not having an affair. You're just bat shit crazy! You’ve been carrying on conversations with yourself via text message.
It appears that your suffering from a severe case of technological psychosis.
by dictospik September 13, 2018
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