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Father Status

To be an expert in a specific type of game, sport, hobby, or other activity.

If you are an expert of something you would be referred as Father (insert last name).
Wow he is so good at ping pong !
Yea he has reached father status

You beat through the fire and flames on expert !? your of father status on guitar hero.
by club30 April 4, 2009
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Bagger Status

When she is so fucking ugly, but has an incredibly hot body that you need to put a bag over her head to have sex, or at least to donkeypunch. (look it up)
Last night I was eyeing this very hot body, but I discovered upon closer inspection she had only reached "Bagger Status".
by Tit's McGee February 4, 2009
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Restless Status Syndrome

Abbreviated RSS, Restless Status Syndrome is a common malady experience by frequent facebook users, were they repeatedly change there status, sometimes several times a minute, clogging their friends' feed and generally pissing everyone off. It is often caused by social insecurity, excessive boredom, and people thinking they're really funny.
Wow, Hannah just changed her status like thirty times!
That's because she has Restless Status Syndrome.
by cornmonster January 5, 2010
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Johnny status

When a girl constantly updates her facebook or twitter status with love messages to her boyfriend.

<3<3 I love him so much! <3<3
"Go update your Johnny status!"

"She's probably on her blackberry Johnnying her status again."
by H8uh February 11, 2010
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Marshall Status

When a minor consumes so much alcohol that he/she develops long term dementia generally causing the consumer to creep like a pedophile in heat.
Early signs that someone is beginning to reach Marshall Status include:
1)At the beginning of the night, using terms similar to:
"Bro, let's get OBLIBERATED tonight!"
"Let's get FUUUUUCKED UPPPP!"
"I wanna get destroyed!"
"Dude. Let's just get demolished and do some crazy shit!"

2) Once drinking has begun, conversations similar to:
"Hi there my names Marshall" *wink, *leans in for kiss,

"Ewww i don't even know you!" *Slap

The person has probably reached Marshall Status if:

Projectile Vomiting occurs, to the point where a baptism could be done with liquid rejected.

Marshall Status is obtained often on college campuses where extracurricular activities are slim to nonexistent.
by Schall, the Novelist November 7, 2010
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Rockefeller Status

When you are at a party and the keg is tapped.
1. Dude, any beer left?
2. No, they tapped the keg, just like they tapped the oil field......Rockefeller Status
by MikeSmith October 14, 2012
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Grizz Status

The act of being so black out drunk that an individual can't stand or speak, and can barely open their eyes.
Dude, Sam was on Grizz Status last night. He was so fucked up he couldn't even stand and he put his head through a wall.
by bear crazy December 11, 2012
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