Squidfaced

The act of being attacked by ones palm in ones face

She said something stupid so I squidfaced her.

by Jd loopin July 13, 2016

Squidgical

Magically Squidgy

"She is so squidgical, she gives the best cuddles ever!"

by Dannijoy May 18, 2016

squid mouth

What happens when you are chewing on your pen and the ink gets all over your mouth and chin.

Mary got squid mouth when she got lost in Jared's eyes.

by Caution:JaZz January 15, 2017

squidgy plums

A great player on the land of xbox live

Wow Squidgy plums is such a cool guy

by Squidgy plums February 27, 2017

squiddle

an avid fan of railways and dank memes

hey look at that gay retard Squiddle over there on the train tracks I bet he isnt even maxed on osrs

by isquiddlex April 26, 2017

Squid slam

When a man takes his enormous cock and swings it as hard as he can against the face of a helpless woman. Resulting in an unconscious, tooth missing, face bleeding, cum covered and demoralized woman. the term dated back to the early settlement days where pilgrims use to conduct this act on Native American woman in longhouses and wigwams. The first male to successfully conduct a "SQUID SLAM" was John smith. Walt Disney was trying to document this act in the movie Pocahontas but the scene was removed to to funding. It was later seen in a three second apperence in the movie SpaceJam and was performed my Micheal Jordan. He then retires a few years shortly after the release of the film.

Dude! Last night I asked my girl if she wanted to spice things up and she said of hell yeah you son of a bitch! .....so I squid slammed her as hard as I could! I then spent the next 9 hours in the ER. Good. The only good thing about it was when I was explaining the story to the nurse she was diggin the Squid Slam and asked if I could show her..... so I did while the old lady was still passed out.

by DE SOTO April 27, 2017

Squid

A bitch or a hoe lowkey

All the squids wan the attention but she Frfr a bitch

by That one nigga October 24, 2017