Wetting the Sponge

A phrase alluding to foreplay and moistening the female reproductive system for a proper pounding.

____ and I were wetting the sponge when her mom walked in and saw us naked.

by Dildo Swaggins 69 February 26, 2017

spong

Noun; Adj.1. Word used to describe a person that is slow, moronic, or just plain dumb. 2.A meaningless word that can be used in place of any object.

1.Nameless Girl 1: OMG I think Bono is SO cute!!!
Nameless Girl 2: Ew! You think he's cute he's such a spong!

2.Teenager 1: *pulls out a random object and waves it around like an idiot* You like it don't you!! I know you like my spong!
Teenager 2: *steps away from Teenager 1 slowly* Riight...I have to go now...*leaves*

by TomoMomo July 15, 2008

Spongebob

When Your Dick soaks up all the pussy-ejaculation like a sponge

I did a spongebob on my bitch last night

by Peewee-hermanizer October 17, 2014

Spongeboob

A yellow Spongeboob that could go in the water but doesn't get wet ;)

I went in water but didn't get wet I guess that why they call me yellow spongeboob

by MlgMinecrafter June 6, 2018

SpongeBob

Anyone or anything that is of extreme homosexuality; alternate slang for 'gay'

He has some SpongeBob pick up lines.

by Trent mofo Davis May 14, 2018

Spongebob Squarepants

Spongebob Squarepants: A yellow sponge that lives in a pinapple, submerged underwater with a pet snail, and has friends named Patrick the Pink Starfish, Sandy Cheeks the Texan Squirrel, and has a neighbor named Squidward, that is a squid. Spongebob is a cook at a fast food retseraunt called the Krusty Krab, and has a super thrift boss naed Mr. Krabs. Squidward works as the cashier at the Krust Krab. Spongebob was born by a bunch of pot heads that were huffing lemon floor cleaner and smoking grass and paper, all at the same time, and submitted their idea to Nickolodeon.

Spongebob Squarepants is the #1 kids show currently.

by Trkflolx4 May 14, 2010

Spongebob

A super funny TV show in nicklodeon he is so dumb.His best friend Patrick Star is a complete idiot or should i say Caballa.

Scooter:Hey Spongebob is back
fish#1:Spongebob?
Scooter:Ya
Spoongebob:Yah i'm back
fish#2:Yah the worlds most famous fried cook

by Markus Cruel September 1, 2005