cocaine smile

Phrase used to describe the showing of teeth by a shallow, empty, completely void person-See Positively 4th Street. This gesture is almost always totally see-through by people with any self-esteem what-so-ever. People whom smile this way do it to hide the fact that they are completely miserable. It is not limited to people on drugs, however, when doing cocaine almost noone ever smiles while high on the drug-thus the emphasis on the gesture being absolutely empty. This is a tool that dishonest manipulative people use to get what they want and or take advantage of someone.

James: Damn, P, Jen has got her highbeams on tonite.
P: No kiddin' man! She flashed me that cocaine smile of hers trying to get me to buy her a drink...Fuckin shallow bitch.
James: Yeah i know.... How the fuck did we ever get mixed up with that bitch???
P: I have no idea......

*GIA felt completely empty after her last shot was gone and the sickness was approaching...but she put on her best cocaine smile to finish her shoot so she could get paid*

by James iz October 19, 2006

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smileability

Smiling makes you feel good. It's great when you know people who can make you smile.

Whether or not someone can make you smile is what's known as their smileability. Can they make you smile? If they have good smileability they can. That's how you can tell.

It's important to know someones smileability, as when you need cheering up you can go a find someone with a high smileability rating, knowing they'll make you smile.

Note: Not to be mistaken for smileable

Katy's really, really down after her bust up with Russell.

I know, she needs to find someone with lots of smileability, and quickly, to cheer her up and get her smiling again!

Kim's feeling much better now though, she's got a guy with maximum smileability, so they do exist!

by SmilingBear January 2, 2012

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Smile Denial

When you ask someone an embarrassing question and they reply by not saying anything or saying no non-convincingly, smiling/blushing and walking off.

*girl leaves bf's room walking weird*

Guy #1 - Hey did you just get it in the ass?

Girl - Noooooooo! *smiles/blushes and walks off*

Guy #2 - Straight smile denial dude.

Guy #1 - totally bro

BF - HIGH FIVES ALL AROUND MOTHA FUCKAs!

by This_wasnt_Kaley March 12, 2012

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Sailor's Douche

When one washes off their genitals in a sink between sex partners due to not having time to take a shower between dates.

Bryan had a sailor's douche after porking Brenda because he didn't have time to take a shower before his date with Amber.

by Uncle Capitan August 21, 2013

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sailor bro

a person who would otherwise be a bro, but sails; this would mean that they have some critical thinking skills, and rather than knowledge of lifting, they can offer knowledge of all things sail related.

Bro: "Do you even lift bro?"
Sailor Bro: "I get my lift on with Clifton... do you even sail bro?"

by Pickleszsz March 19, 2014

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