skateboard

n. A four-wheeled board used for personal transportation, and as an instrument for denting railings, grinding stairways, chipping benches, and committing other acts of vandalism against public property.

"You get that skateboard off of my property, you filthy little pot-smoking delinquent! Or I'll call your mama up so she can give you a spanking!"

by Carl Willis October 12, 2004

skateboard

The only other sport that comes close to skateboarding is Paintball

Skateboarding, rock, Paintball, girls, computer rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by .... September 25, 2003

skateboarder

A person whos clothes are too tight.

The rollerblader kicked the skateboarders ass.

by pseudonym January 2, 2005

skate rape

The act of beating the shit out of someone witb a skateboard or skateboard parts.

Dude I totally just busted Anthony in the face with my board and made him kiss my wheels

Yeah he was totally skate raped.

by 2bffs February 2, 2009

skateboarding

The act of performing various stunts on a rectangular piece of wood with wheels. Skateboards are small and portable, but suck as transportation, as opposed to bikes.

A hobby, NOT a sport.

by AmberAlmighty January 27, 2005

skater

in my school, skaters wear skin tight pants and thrift store T-shirts.

The skater fell down the staircase.

by the only sane person in the world May 13, 2005

skater

skaters r often known to wear tight jeans,t-shirt,polo etc... Alot of people think skaters r not vary strong and r scared of every chav. Yes this may be true about some but many r very tuff like me.They jump stairs of up to 15 steps and maby even more.Skaters have to have curage and be strong to be able to do this.Skaters r used to falling over and stuff so if theres any chavs who think there tuff a skater could easly win the fight. Yes a chav could be holding a knife but they r breaking the law. Caring a skateboard isnt breaking the law,so skaters could jst get there board and smack u round the head with a truck.Anyway a skateboarding is a good thing coz it keeps u off the street doing drugs like chavs (and u wouldnt want to turn out to be like a chav!)most skaters like rock music.

Some pro skaters:Eric Koston, Rick mcrank, tom penny, p.j ladd, jason dill.

by Ted June 19, 2005