Purple headed yogurt slinger

The male genitalia

My purple headed yogurt slinger hasn't seen some action in a while

by decklund February 20, 2009

sling duckets

Synnonym for boobs. Often considered awesome and important by straigght men.

Dude, check out the sling duckets on that girl. Man, she could feed an entire army.

by Jake Gus December 1, 2004

smooth sailing

adj.
The lack of teeth dragging during fellatio.

"That bitch was smooth sailing!"

"She wasn't smooth sailing and now I'm not going to be able to fuck for two months!"

"That homeless bum can smooth sail all night for some crack."

by C Witt July 23, 2008

sling

To have sex with, either oral, or most likely intercourse.

You were with her all night, did you sling it?

by Jared Stokes August 27, 2006

sailing

to smoke weed and drive at the same time.

one of my favorite activities is sailing through the city.

by thidr0 June 15, 2009

sling ding

Sling ding is a tight fitting rubber that fits so tight it hurts. Also known as a penis in a vagina

Kind of like a tight fitting sword into a scabard.

by Seblo_13 January 30, 2005

sibling rivalry

the worst cinema motion picture release of all time, released in 1990. The storyline and plot are badly written, the acting is crummy to the hilt, the comedic elements and jokes are a bit on the sadistic nature - hell, even the obligitory sex scene is so phony you won't believe the directors and producers put it in like they did. It stars Kirstie Alley who was then starring in the cool TV series Cheers.

Don't waste your time with seeing Sibling Rivalry. It's absolutely depressing that this shit was actually promoted and advertised as a comedy.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 14, 2008