road sheath

a sock you beat off into while driving

-honey, whats this one sock doing on the backseat of your car?
-oh, that's just my road sheath, you should put it down now.

by Bum Stigity Bum December 3, 2010

wrap-sheet

Santa's list of "naughty things" dat you've committed over da past year, and dat he carefully muses over before deciding whether he should "wrap" any gifts for your sorry a** dis year, or if he should just leave you a stocking full of coal.

Calvin had a wrap-sheet several yards long listing all da slush-balls dat he'd lobbed at Susie over da previous year, but Calvin had claimed "extenuating circumstances", and Hobbes sent in a statement vouching for Calvin's overall character, so it was a tough call for Santa to decide what to do.

by QuacksO October 26, 2018

Pro Sheith

A person who ships sheith and claims to be a pro shipper, but harasses people who ship things that interfere with Sheith such as Adashi, Curtashi and Klance.

Person 1: Oh, they're pro sheith
Person 2: Are you an anti?
Person 1: No, that means they hate curtashis.

by -bbkk November 18, 2020

Shel Silverstien

A gay ass fag who once wrote for playboy... boy did that get him hard Neways ya he was DIRTY p.s.Vincent looks at these magizine to try to make his flaccid penis hard yet he is often unsuccessful....

Fuck this shit it is gay Bob Sagget is a fag

by Adriane~~Krissy [Special Ed] March 27, 2004

Sheet Metal

This was heavy metal music from the late 80's to the early 90's that was neither heavy, nor really even metal. When it was listened to by men, it was used primarily as an attempt to bring a girl home (and, presumably, into the sheets).

Sheet Metal tapes and CD's were often stashed in the glove compartment when on the road, or in the socks and underwear drawer while at home, and the possession of them was never willingly admitted to fellow dudes.

Examples include Poison, Bon Jovi, Faster Pussycat, Steelheart, et al...

It was always a good plan to keep at least one Sheet Metal tape in the glove box on weekends...you know, just in case.

by Atomic Honey December 4, 2010

sheet skeet

A trail of shit on the sheets.

"Shorty sharted in his sleep and left sheet skeet in the morning."

by citizen8 August 1, 2008

sheetal

a girl from Bangalore who's not smart enough for the hunger games. Tries to render videos, but like ... can't. Exaggerates a lot. Wants emojis in her bio. Sophisticated and delicate wannabe package.

do your work smartly, don't be a sheetal.

by lulztrap November 20, 2018