COBBS scale

Cavernous Openings and Bottomless Buttholes is the scale used to measure the largest of sphincters. It is the named the COBBS scale after the largest anus ever found. It is the top end of the scale. The small side of the scale is Klosed Coccyx and goes up. The measurement starts when the subject starts to leave stainZ in their underwear.

The term is also used in spelunking because many caves are smaller than the COBBS scale measures.
That gay porn star is so used up they had to use the COBBS scale to measure for a butt plug.
by P. Seudo Nym May 06, 2024
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Chocolate Scale

A way to define how dark the subject matter someone will joke about/find funny.
A: My humor hovers around 70-80% on the Chocolate scale
B: What?
A: I've made a joke about cancer & helmet hair.
by Lolzeronie September 30, 2023
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Bag Scale

Scale having a range from zero to three describing the sexual attractiveness versus the ugliness of the intended partner. Compiled from Bag Job (=1 or single bagger), Double Bagger (=2 or an insurance bag on one's own head in case the partner's bag should fall off or rip) and Triple Bagger (=3, indicating that the dog should also have a bag placed over it's head otherwise the carpet may become covered in dog faeces and vomit when the poor mutt witnesses the horrible act).
Sweet Jesus! She was so ugly I would have to give her a 2.8 on the Bag Scale.
by Razzhead January 01, 2008
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babe scale

A point system from 1 to 10 ( 10 being the highest) used by men to measure a females overall attractiveness. Includes sexual undertones used to declare your desire to sleep with this person of interest.
See that babe sitting at the bar? She's busty , dressed tight and ready . I'd give her a 9.5 on the babe scale!
by BluStarr September 07, 2016
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International scale of high

The international scale of high, or the Highness Scale is a scale I have devised by myself because I am high out of my mind. The scale is measured in Highs, with 0 being sober and no real limit. Highs are determined by grams of weed smoked in the session divided by grams smoked a month.
John: Dude I’m high

Me: How high
John: Lets calculate it using the international scale of high
Me: that’s fucking dope
John: I’m chilling at too fucking high
by #s r = 2 letters November 07, 2019
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mully girl scale

The retro version of the female rating scale where an actual 2 is a 10
Bill "Man she's a 10"

Henry *looks at girl with a butterface who would have an average rating or a 2 or less* "yea a 10 on the Mully girl scale"
by Mully girl scale March 23, 2016
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SCALED FOREVER!

The act of helping individuals and businesses of all sizes grow by 1) inspiring and enabling them to achieve their ambition and full potential 2) being the #1 growth driver for GCS in APAC 3) learning and having fun together
Rebecca: Wow they did it! the SEA Scaled team is now the biggest driver of our business! And look at all these impactful customer stories from the businesses that they've transformed!

Sharon: Told ya so, Rebecca! And they make it look easy - what a fun bunch!

Dom: SCALED FOREVER!
by Scaled transformer November 29, 2021
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