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satanic ritual

The act of consuming a large quanity of illegal drugs and drawing a pentagram on the floor of your living room out of ketchup or ash and stabbing a virgin in the face in the center of the pentagram while singing children songs backwards this is usually done at night in the company of stuffed animals and empty boxes the performer must have an erection the entire duration of the ritual to symbolize a "horn" and his closeness to the almighty dark lord. without the erection the entire ritual will fail and he will probably be arrested shortly after.
Person #1: dude i fucked up my satanic ritual

Person #2: i'll pick up some viagra for you

Person #1 thanks man your such a bro
by asshole 74 April 14, 2011
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Sahand Face

The Face You Have When You Imagine A Bright Future Ahead Of You But Its Hard To Achieve It And You Suck At It.
I made a sahand face when I found my friend's dead body.
by Sahand Face Leader August 7, 2020
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satanist

The satanic church was started in the 60's by Anton LaVey, so logic would follow that he would be able to define a satanist better than Oprah or whoever hosts Dateline or 20/20. A satanist doesn't believe in god or satan. A satanist is an atheist that believes people should be responsible for their actions.

Satanism itself addresses problems it finds with Judeo-Christian beliefs. They find that telling one's children that they should behave correctly not because its the decent thing to do but because some ridiculous land of fire will make their 'afterlife' really shitty is poor parenting.

The reason why satanists are thought of as scary people in black coats that sacrifice goats and abduct children springs from 2 sources. The first is sensationalist media outlets like Oprah and Dateline and 20/20 and all the daytime talk shows.

The second is the real reason why people believe these shows and thats the tendency of Christians to need to find evil where it doesn't exist. Christians themselves tend to be egotistical (because they only follow their faith when convenient) and like to feel more pious and self-righteous by creating an evil boogeyman that doesn't exist so they can blame society's decay on them.
Christian douchebag: Yeah so this little kid has gone missing, its gotta be the Satanists.

Non-idiot: Hmm, or it could be just a regular criminal.

Christian douchebag: No! Satanists ruin everything. Satanists make me ignore my faith by beating the hell out of my wife and sleeping with my secretary! Its okay though, as long as I go to church a lot and tell god I'm sorry for beating up my wife I'm good. Loopholes are great.
by Skeeter McDougal September 6, 2005
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sacana

a portuguese definition for bastard or asshole
Tu és um sacana!
You're a bastard
by GaToFkI August 18, 2006
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Satanicus

1. A metalhead stereotyped as a satanist.

2. A satanic looking person.
Hey satanicus, lets go to a metal show!
by satanicus June 9, 2007
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satanic

A disparaging adjective applied by fundamentalist Christians to anyone or anything outside their own particular belief system.
My daddy says that philosophy is satanic.
by AynRandsTeddyBear April 29, 2005
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Satanic

TRUE Satanic / Satanistic :
To have an enhanced and unadulterated focus of the body and mind. An elightenment of the self as opposed to a supernatural or "white-light" form of enlightenment.
A dark soul, or the dark and/or magical forces of nature.
Occultism minus the idiocy.
In my personal opinion, Russ Columbo was a Satanic man.
by Ian the Almighty October 4, 2006
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