Rusty Trumpet

Sticking your thumb up a females butt while goong down on her. Later, sticking said thumb in her mouth during intercourse. Not quite the Rusty Trombone. Its the Rusty Trumpet

Jeff, was she a good girl or a freak? Bro, all I'm goona say is I gave her a solid Rusty Trumpet and she took it like a champ !

by SoggyBottomz October 7, 2016

Rusty martini

While performing oral in the 69 position pour your drink (martini) down lower back and drink as it passes down the bum hole and through the vagina into your mouth

I need a drink but don't want to stop this 69 so I will pour myself a rusty martini

by Rustycasanova November 15, 2016

rusty ball bearing

A testicle with traces of fecal matter present.

That girl I was getting balls deep in sharted, gave me a rusty ball bearing

by Nefurious December 9, 2016

rusty anderson

to acquire a busted up prostitute with a blue waffle who has had at least 10 abortions

there he goes with a rusty anderson again

by bitchgotthebongwater December 9, 2016

Rusty Snowplow

The act inserting leftover mashed potatoes, from Easter dinner, into your partners vagina during her period, then fucking the mashed potatoes out, resembling a rusty snowplow on the front of a beat up '76 Chevy truck.

After a drunken Easter dinner at my moms house, John gave me a Rusty Snowplow.

by KRiver January 8, 2017

rusty mustard

The act of losing control of ones bladder inside another individual, while performing anal sex upon said individual. Usually initiated by a person with limited to no sexual experience.

I was so looking forward to getting laid last night, but after she said she wanted it in the ass, I gave it to her and accidentally did a rusty mustard.

by Mr_Musick23 January 2, 2017

rusty toolbox

Is a reference to a not well liked individual's anal canal, usually accompanied by anal seepage and country music.

Lemme eat that rusty toolbox, nobody else will.

by TheLetsGetItGuy January 28, 2017