Magic Phone

a magic phone is any smart phone that is capable of answering questions.

hey where's the nearest place to buy beer?
i dont know lemme look it up on the magic phone.

what kind of animal is the most dangerous?
MAGIC PHONE!

by i came up with magic phone September 5, 2011

illegal phone

a phone from a different wireless service provider than the one a person is currently employed by (such phones are generally prohibited on the premises)

Ed can't use his Blackjack II while he's working at Verizon as it's an illegal phone.

by AlphaDawg79 December 9, 2008

Phone Aids

Downloading 3rd party apps , 3rd party jailbreak apps

I keeping downloading 3rd party apps , I’m going to get phone aids .

by Phoneaidshealer November 9, 2017

poverty phone

a land-line phone lacking the features, quality, and/or visual appeal of most its contemporaries

Dude, this is nice decor and all, but that's totally a poverty phone.

by CD Ron February 27, 2011

Phone jones

A late night phone conversation with someone you're attracted to romantically and/or intimately.

I used to phone jones with Mike, but he's seeing someone else now. I miss his voice.

by Kee_Th February 14, 2014

Phone Blown

A game requiring two people and a phone.
Player 1 calls anyone in their contacts and begins a normal conversation. No lying is allowed.
Player 2 proceeds to go down on Player 1, doing anything in their power (while abstaining from making loud, sexual noises) to disrupt the conversation.
Player 1 wins if they can go 5 minutes without letting their phone partner know what is happening. Likewise, Player 2 wins if the other line discovers the secret.

John: "Are you getting a blow job?!"
Stephen: "You've just been Phone Blown!!"

by brainpills January 21, 2011

phone abyss

When your phone is lost to the point of no return, like underneath a seat in a car.

"Dude, I can't find my phone anywhere!"
"Bro, did you check the phone abyss?"

by signalizing July 12, 2013