It is the metaphorical dice you roll when you are married or dating someone and the odds you face the more you suck off your high school sweetheart. Odds are in your favor If you make it into the house the next morning and lay out on the couch hoping they never noticed you weren’t home all night.
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A parade of douchebags. A group of dudes who think they are a lot cooler than they are. Often intoxicated.
Isaac: Wanna come out to the Irish Rogue for St. Patty's Day?
Marty: No, I'm trying to avoid the douche parade.
Marty: No, I'm trying to avoid the douche parade.
by gmastamort March 24, 2009
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I switched channels to a rerun of Leave It to Beaver because every major channel on TV was airing the latest Panda Parade.
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5. The only way you don't sound stupid is by explaining the language paradox.
2. You sound stupid if you pronounce something right.
3. You sound stupid if you try to pronounce it right.
4. You sound stupid if you try to avoid saying it at all.
5. The only way you don't sound stupid is by explaining the language paradox.
This is the language paradox.
Joe *White guy*: may no speak bwayno espanyol.
Jesse *Chinese guy*: toetaymo cacoi daysoo.
Joe *White guy*: may no speak bwayno espanyol.
Jesse *Chinese guy*: toetaymo cacoi daysoo.
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Person 1: Are you sure your straight you seem pretty Gay
Person 2: oh no i just suffer from the Matthew Paradox
Person 2: oh no i just suffer from the Matthew Paradox
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