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Paradise Roll

It is the metaphorical dice you roll when you are married or dating someone and the odds you face the more you suck off your high school sweetheart. Odds are in your favor If you make it into the house the next morning and lay out on the couch hoping they never noticed you weren’t home all night.
Oh my god, I sucked his cock again last night. I wonder how many paradise rolls I have left .
by Cheating Odds May 28, 2018
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paradis

Person 1: hey man, what are you writing
Person 2: oh just an essay
Person 1: I think you should use the paradise font IMO (in my opinion)
Person 2: what is the paradis font dude?
Person 1: PAR A DIS (pair of deez) NUTS IN YO MOUTH!!
by RukuIsMyName January 2, 2022
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douche parade

A parade of douchebags. A group of dudes who think they are a lot cooler than they are. Often intoxicated.
Isaac: Wanna come out to the Irish Rogue for St. Patty's Day?

Marty: No, I'm trying to avoid the douche parade.
by gmastamort March 24, 2009
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Panda Parade

A large presence of law enforcement vehicles. A Panda Parade is often observed on the news when a feckless individual decides that he can evade the police after commission of a crime. This event was popularized by OJ Simpson in 1995 with a slow-speed chase and has subsequently been imitated by many unimaginative and/or inept law breakers.
I switched channels to a rerun of Leave It to Beaver because every major channel on TV was airing the latest Panda Parade.
by Oilrag September 29, 2009
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Language Paradox

1. You sound stupid if you pronounce something wrong.
2. You sound stupid if you pronounce something right.
3. You sound stupid if you try to pronounce it right.
4. You sound stupid if you try to avoid saying it at all.
5. The only way you don't sound stupid is by explaining the language paradox.
This is the language paradox.

Joe *White guy*: may no speak bwayno espanyol.

Jesse *Chinese guy*: toetaymo cacoi daysoo.
by Pikachu + Shugi November 2, 2009
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Cosby paradox

When you take the Roofie and rape the rapist.
I just so happened to create a cosby paradox with my co-worker
by Kingrobotic666 August 3, 2018
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Matthew Paradox

this phenomenon is when you are straight but people constantly doubt your sexuality and affirmly believe that you are Gay
Person 1: Are you sure your straight you seem pretty Gay
Person 2: oh no i just suffer from the Matthew Paradox
by MattyboyoXDFAM June 9, 2022
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