Orgasmic Mutation

The act of nature imposed on a human mid coitus, transitioning genes into a primal form, essentially transforming the host into a beastial form.

(The words "orgasmic mutation" was created by me and if it weren't for my messed up friends I'd never have a definition)

"Yo! Did you hear about Brian?"

"No. What happened?"

"He was fucking and had an orgasmic mutation!"

by D-Street1321 January 2, 2022

Obvious Orgasm October

You, or someone else, must cause you, or someone else to have an Orgasm. Having an Orgasm or causing someone to have an orgasm each day will result in a pass. Passing will let you move onto No Nut November.

Obvious Orgasm October is hard, but remember it wont count if someone else causes someone else an orgasm!

by plshelpaaaaaaaaaaaa January 24, 2022

depressed orgasm

Let me explain this wonderful term ...
It is a sunny , warm morning , you lay on the grass and the wind is blowing through your fineass hair ... you look around and feel wonderful as if you can feel the earth breathing , then a wonderful fineass man like jack gyllenhaal gets down on you , best bj you ever had.. but suddenly you witness a feeling of darkness because you know jack is just a simulation by the matrix , that wonderful ass orgasm is not real ... u’re getting depressed BUT in a good way because you know you won’t lose your beloved jack , he will always be in ur heart

Friend: “Hey , did you play the last of us?”
Me:” yeah dude, it gave me an depressed orgasm.”
Friend:” damn nice !”

by Yeva.jam December 14, 2017

orgasm

something that you never had but wish you did.

Hey babe, what's an orgasm?

something that you never had-

by im mommy May 26, 2022

Music Orgasm

Music and orgasms are linked, you can't have one without the other.

I just had a music orgasm while listening to jazz. Paolo Fresu makes absolutely the entirety of the word have a music orgasm at the exact same time

by hiehieihe March 20, 2022

Orgasm Mansplainer

Man trying to mansplain to a women if she came or not during sex.

First described in a Reddit thread about a woman having sex with a guy that tried to argue that she came, even though she clearly didn't and said so to him.

person 1: "You just came."
person 2: "You are such an orgasm mansplainer."

by wœöégn§∑œ†nwi March 17, 2023

Opposite Orgasm October

A challenge in which you are not allowed to masturbate for all of October.

Person 1: Will you participate in Opposite Orgasm October?
Person 2: I just failed.

by idkwhattocallmyselfyet September 30, 2022