number game

going to a public place and asking for people's numbers...see how many you get

hey wanna play the number game?
nah no one likes you

by definer33333 June 2, 2010

Numero uno

A llama, q.v. From Spanish "Number one!"

My llama, Numero Uno, is smooth and soft.
Pay me in advance.

by octopod December 1, 2003

Number One

The state of being the ultimate mack daddy in conjunction with possessing another admirable talent. Therefore, earning multifaceted respect.

"Dude just crossed the finish line in first place and immediately proceeded to mack hoes... number one."

by CTroller November 19, 2009

number monkey

student at Carnegie Mellon University Tepper School of Business that is unable to communicate socially but is able to calculate the fifth, or any other derivative, in their head on a variety of complex polynomials

Top Consulting Firm Partner: I can't believe that the number monkey I interviewed today was able to explain Fermat's Theorem, but was unable to hold an intelligent conversation on anything unrelated to math.

by Number Monkey May 26, 2006

crunching numbers

What people pretend to do all day at work whilst daydreaming about things that will never happen.

John pretended to be crunching numbers at work, but he was really daydreaming of having an orgy with Angelina Jolie, Megan Fox, and Jessica Biel.

by Slim77 July 28, 2010

number 1 point 5

somewhere between a number 1 and a number 2, often the after effect of a rather spicy curry

'that was a well nice vindaloo last night, ive been unleashing one point fives all morning though'

by vicky bailey May 1, 2004

numeer

A guy with the softest girl voice who tries to act manly by swearing at people for no reason. They are very bad at games like badminton but keep shouting at people even though they suck,

Why you actin like a bitch. You are such a numeer

by Amazing person696969 March 29, 2017