murphmas

Christmas, but murphy family style.Murphmas normally takes place in august.

“i am celebrating murphmas”
“lucky wish i was in the murphy family”

by a badass bitch xx October 31, 2021

Murph

When your non-thong underwear gets in your buttcrack by itself. Like a wedgie except nobody gives it to you, it just happens.

A - "Why are you picking your butt in public?"
B - "I have a murph!"

by Supertwicken December 10, 2021

Murph

a cringe and very low tempered raptors fan

"yo bro you acting like murph"

by Polish_Jerry April 14, 2022

Murph

An intoxicating drug that resembles salt and pepper. It is made from the leaves of the Phrum Tree.

It can be consumed in a vast variety of ways left to the imagination.

I had way to much murph last night

by JustSomeGuyWithAGentlyUsedCube June 6, 2022

Murphed

Adj. When an overly active anus has been penetrated so many times that the rectum no longer grips around inserted objects.

Origin: From the mid-2010s, when Carl gave Murphy an anal prolapse.

My dick didn’t feel anything when I fucked his murphed hole.

by gdiz916 July 7, 2022

Murph

Murph- A stupid person who cannot read

Wow your a Murph

by yayayayayayyayayayayayyaa July 11, 2022

murphbo

The only man known to take out Rambo & Commando with ease basically the baddest mofo ever

That Murphbo lives in Berwick , Maine I hear.

by DA MURPH August 17, 2022