mirroracle

What a phony weight-loss doctor performs by having an overweight person view himself in a gimmicked looking glass dat is slightly concave, causing his reflected image to appear slimmer than he actually is.

Perhaps if President Taft's official doctor performed a "mirroracle of medicine" to trick said corpulent commander-in-chief into thinking dat he was actually not quite so rotund as he actually was, it caused him to feel a bit less despondent about his weight, but it did nothing to alter said heavy head-honcho's actual bulk --- he had not been any less space-occupying at da time of his death, and so he is rumored to have been buried in a coffin da size of a piano case.

by QuacksO November 13, 2022

Mirror

something you need to look in

holy fuck you're built like a toaster oven please look in the mirror

by junephobia November 15, 2022

mirroringlookistism

Mirroringlookistism means that the subject in question believes that someone/something is watching them when they look at a mirror, most commonly can be connected to belief in spirits or phobias.

Gregory: I think Aylynn has Mirroringlookistism, she seems to be scared of mirrors.
Mikeal: You just figured that out?

by OperatorDiffering November 23, 2022

Monroe

weirdest person to know but is absolutely hilarious with a small circle of friends. long long long eyelashes and is very trusting of others. keeps to herself but is an open book at the same time.

Monroe is so funny!

by rii99 December 29, 2022

MIRROR

The name of a boy band from Hong Kong

MIRROR supremacy!!!

by 😊😊😊😊❤️❤️❤️ December 31, 2022

mirrorany

Choose any of the mirrors

mirrorany one of the mirrors

by monkey57283 January 11, 2023

Mirror you

You stand at the mirror reading a chapter book backwards you get sucked into the mirror and everything is phasing the opposite way.everyone in that world will try to attack you with guns or axes and other weapons to escape you’ll have to read the chapter book that you redid in the other world but properly but you can only do it at the mirror

You.i lliw daer siht retpahc koob sdrawkcab
You.were am I?
Mirror you.dïë îñtrūdēr
You. I will read this chapter book backwards

by Thescaryteller January 28, 2023