minute

just count to 60

EVERY 60 SECONDS, A MINUTE GOES BY IN AFRICA.

by orion_is_pronounced_oh_ryan July 3, 2018

minute

long time awhile

i haven't seen you for a minute!

by Sarah February 3, 2004

Ek Minute

A musical comedy in three acts written by celebrated playwrights Knickhill Ahnund and Uhmoogh Javanoor. The show premiered on Broadway on December 17, 2011 and got rave reviews.

The plot centers around a weary Doctor Kalam Rangosapanadan who has not spoken in seventeen years. He is enlisted to fight the combined forces of Professor Jai Ramprasad from IIT, who has corrupted the Doctor's daughter into the ways of villainy. Will he succeed in his virtuous endeavor, or will he forever be thwarted by this Madinamapialalala-menacing madman? It all depends on the strength of his moustache! Stay tuned!

As with any other such play, there are 18 musical sequences, each indistinguishable from the next.

Daughter: *eyes bloodshot* Ek minute! I shall tell you this once only so listen very well.It is pronounced as Madinamapialalala and don't you forget it, I swear upon Dhristadhyumna's Devanagari, heads will roll! sits down

*Thunder in the background. Lighting flashes in the middle of the day. Everyone stares wide eyed. Cue ominous music.*

Later:

Auto Rickshaw Driver: "Where to, saa-"
Doctor: slaps him SHADDAP!

*leaps into rickshaw, twirls his moustache, and speeds across the stage*

by Rowheed "Rajkumar" Toorumellow October 26, 2008

bitches b mittens

phrase used when bitches be pissing you off. usually used among guy friends and certain bitches, a pimp slap is delivered after after the using of this phrase

bitch- Im leaving you

guy- ugh bitches b mittens (hits bitch firmly)

by bigdaddy7 October 13, 2010

Crush Mitt

Crush Mitt / Crushing Mitt
To completely wreck a girls box during ridiculously wild sex.

Once shes back at my place I'm going to completely crush mitt.

I want to crush mitt tonight

I will be crushing mitt.

by Montre April 5, 2009

bitch mitt

the glove your bitch wears in the kitchen

Bitch didn't wash her hands before making me a sandwich, so I told her to put on her bitch mitt.

by ernie eaglebeak2 March 3, 2009

5 Minutes in and out

To presume that a task will be short in length, when in reality it turns out to be the complete opposite, and an unbelievable nightmare to boot. First used by Sir Laurie Painter of Salisbury

"Listen I've got a quick job for you, 5 minutes in and out"

by Von Winkle of Le Froy March 19, 2009