Mental Olympics

A bedtime, gladiator level competition between two sides of the brain: One side that wants to sleep and the other that is high as a motherfucker.

John: Dude, could you sleep after eating that 50mg cookie last night?
Drew: No way man. I was in the Mental Olympics for like two hours.

by Webster 2021 April 15, 2021

Mental Heath

A place where wet wipes live
Get your submarines and rats ready it’s time for a ride down mental heath

H & R Skelton- Founded at Cricket Centre

Once upon mental heath
A wet wipe flew
Said hello to pijjy
I fucked ya bird too

by H&R Skelt April 19, 2021

mental health family

A mental health family is people or a person that gives the support you need for your mental health. They support you, listen to you without interrupting or shutting you down, don’t invalidate your problems, and don’t yell at you when your not able to function some days. So yeah and overall they comfort you when things get really really bad. And when everyone else left, they are right there. They will always be there for you no matter what happens.

My mental health family is Jesus, Haikyuu, and BTS.

by iwachan.vs April 23, 2021

Mental breakdown

2k18 jamie fisher

That’s mental breakdown is tragic

by The egg of truth May 11, 2021

Mental illness

Something that I have and use for joke material (I know bad )

Yep she has some sort of mental illness

by Pan lamb May 15, 2021

Mantastic

When a man is not yet Manning up to become a man and is undermanned to be manned then he will man up to man a mantastic man

Such a mantastic man

by KD plug May 28, 2021

Mental diarrhea

Mental diarrhea is a state of emotional situation, when the effected person is acting with all the emotions at once. This can be seen on people that overthinks everything or just on dumb guys.

Pearson 1: *dies while laughing-crying*
Pearson 2: Hauahahahahauahaua mental diarrhea

by Kolombooo June 16, 2021