Minge

A funny name for a woman's vagina most commonly used in the UK or England.

"Wow, the last time I saw you, you had a nice, proper tight minge. Now your pussy looks like a rag doll that was a children's homess center reject!"

" Don't be mean! Just because I choose to be a loose, cum dumpster doesn't mean you can shame my body! How dare you!"

by 💦ON YOUR FACE September 12, 2022

ming-serve

An oral news service where someone publicizes the shitty details and news of all of his friends to all of his other friends.

Person 1: "Did you hear that Sam's girlfriend dumped him?"
Person 2: "I got the ming-serve. Of course I heard it."

by karpis March 11, 2014

Minge

A minge is a hairy vagina

When I saw Justin’s sisters minge I nearly screamed

by Bighhhhh jake June 9, 2018

Ming Yuan

Ming Yuan is the ugliest motherfucker on earth and most of the time looks like a bulldog/pitbull with drool slobbering all over the place as if it was the niagra falls

"jesus that guy built like a ming yuan"

by Forkars November 23, 2023

minge hinge

A crucial moment in a relationship in which the future of the relationship (and therefore possible sexual relations) hangs in the balance.

Jake: How's it going with you and Sarah?

Ed: I'm not sure man, I think i've reached the minge hinge.

by trigger_hippy October 18, 2010

Ming ling

Ming king means something excellent,something looking fantastic and sexy

David said to Denise “fuck babe your anus looks so ming ling since you got it bleached at the salon”
Denise said to David “omg your hard cock looks so ming ling when it’s in that cock cage and I’ve got the key “
David said to denise “your feet are so ming ling babe when Ive pissed all over them”

by Martybogroll January 22, 2023

Office minge

Smelly odour from a girls poontang after a hard day at the office
Female version of chefs arse

Coworker asks what’s that smell? Probably my office minge, it’s been a long day

by Paula Droopy tits July 9, 2021