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all out mega dweeb

Someone who spends all their time on an xbox 360, hence giving them over 20,000 Gamerscore.
"Oh my god! That guy has 2085 G!"
"He's just an all out mega dweeb"
by $P1D£R February 8, 2009
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mega shower

I'm going about take a mega shower be back in 15 minutes.
by Acoustic March 19, 2018
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Mega Mall

A location in Fortnite Season 9 where bots visit to play in the arcade, eat pizza or take a green pump to the face. Chances are you came here to complete a challenge or collect a Fortbyte. If you are generally here as a tactical call you probably drink Red Bull for Breakfast and suffer from Carpal Tunnel Syndrome
Im going to Mega Mall to get that Fortbyte
by Dailystraw July 8, 2019
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mega sick

When you are sick but worse than you expected, so you tell your mates that you are mega sick.
Mate, I'm actually mega sick.
Oh nooo!
Yeah I know right. Keep vomming at decidedly inopportune moments.
Like when haha
Blerrguugugyy
by RedfireUK January 5, 2023
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Mega Simp

Somebody who genuinely ends up in hospital because you simp that hard
Aryans a mega simp, he’s in the hospital.
by Cooldudemx3456 November 27, 2020
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Binley Mega Chippy

Bosh, safe, fantastic. Pilgrims from across the world endeavour to travel to this legendary chippy. It is a sacred ground, walked on by the prophet Sadio Mane himself and his excellency, Grand Patriarch Ollie Ball.

Some notable delicacies served by Binley Mega Chippy include: Nuggies N' Chips, Fish N' Chips, Deep Fried Sausage N' Chips, Chip Butty and the famous Deep Fried Chips. You will typically find 50 year old slightly racist balding men at the chippy wearing Puma tracksuits.

Anyone who refuses to take a pilgrimage will be instantly excommunicated, before being hanged for treason.
I just visited Binley Mega Chippy - Big Lizzie
by legopiece32557 May 31, 2022
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mega creep

A mega creep is a creep but worse.

In a world of predators, he is an apex predator.

Being attracted to someone in your age group & asking them out doesn't make someone creepy,

wanting to violate them, touch and embrace them non-consensually, without emotional reason to, and being predatory does.

The mega creep does all of that with extremely creepy (not cute) smiles, tongue licking and finger wiggling gestures, wanting to Joe Biden sniff anyone he is attracted to

There is nothing wrong with being bisexual alone, many bisexual people are awesome & many awesome people are bisexual

But the mega creep is not one of them

And whereas a standard creep is only creepy to one gender, and just really mean but not creepy to the other one:

The mega creep is creepy to both.

When he sees a young couple, he doesn't admire & want to violate just one: he admires & wants to violate both.
Terry is a mega creep. He needs to fix himself ASAP.
by Mega_Creep March 14, 2023
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