Male Pride

Some dickhead excuse to give your girlfriend grief.

Person 1: Oh, what you getting all up in my face for?
Person 2: You wouldn't understand, it's a male pride fing.

by Mmaaggnnaaa December 16, 2008

Sigma male

a popular loner

Me sigma male.

by bclawer March 6, 2021

male nipple

One of the seven wonders of the world, revered as the most useless thing ever. It's not nearly as hot when a male nipple becomes hard as when a female nipple becomes hard.

"Check out Mike, he has some nice male nipples. I wouldn't lick them though."

by Drunkmanfuu July 16, 2008

Beta Male

A male that submits to the girlfriend he just so happens to have.

Mark is such a beta male, he started to doze off because his girlfriend started scratching his head.

by It's me Jasper December 5, 2019

alpha male

1. The (male) leader of a pack, usually earned his place through instilling fear in others. The pack is usually smarter than the alpha male, but is more afraid to have him as an enemy than a friend. Through evolution, however, the original alpha male behavior is becoming different; what was once fear of the leader himself, has now become fear of whatever the alpha male considers a threat to him. Despite the rank or power the alpha male may achieve through his methods in society, it is still a primitive role to have, due to the selfish nature of his life. Rest assured, if the pack ever had the chance, they would probably remove his role from their society without hesitation.

2. The dudes that pick who they want on their shitty teams in gym class. Arch nemesis of the nerd-people.

1. President Bush is an alpha male, if you know what I mean.
2. Greg, the alpha male, picked Scott for his dodgeball team; everyone thinks it's because Scott is well-built, but really Greg is just a closet homosexual and will jerk off to a picture he has of Scott when he gets home. He will then watch Sex in the City and drink cranberry juice.

by Douglas Young October 6, 2007

maleable

the ability to be hammered; (attractive)

dude, your mom is so maleable

by alex erez August 6, 2011

alpha male

the term alpha male comes from a study on wolves that was proven false by the author so it's really a bunch of dumb guys who watches femenist wreckt compilations on youtube and they are most likeley around the age of 14-17

he claims to be an "alpha male" what a dumbass

by fat loser lol September 6, 2021