Permission To Kill

A Roleplaying rule where you must have permission to kill someone. It's a common rule that Fail-roleplayers somehow don't know exist.
It's quite simple, yet sometime complicated, you have to both imagine a scenario where the person you wish to kill both dies, and lives.
To ask someone you just say Permission to kill? or PTK?.

Example 1:
Person 1: |:| I lowered my pistol to aim at your head, then I ready my finger on the trigger. Permission To Kill? |:|
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: |:| I pull the trigger back. A gunshot echoed through the empty building. |:|
Person 2: |:| As he laid there with a bleeding hole in his head. This would be the end of his story. |:|

Example 2:
Person 1: |:| I lowered my pistol to aim at your head, then I ready my finger on the trigger. Permission To Kill? |:|
Person 2: No.
Person 1: |:| After a few moments of hesitation, he lowered his pistol. |:|
"Get out of here, I don't want to see you again. Is that clear?"
Person 2: "Y-yes! I-I won't come back anymore!"
Person 1: "Good. Now get."

by The Partygoers! May 9, 2021

im going to ducking kill myself

what autocorrect sees fuck as it sees fuck as duck

Guy 1: oh duck you
Guy 2: did you mean fuck?
Guy 1: ducking autocorrect
Guy 2: autocorrect?
Guy 1: DUCK!!!!
Guy 1: im going to ducking kill myself

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 17, 2021

Fly Up Clown Killa

F:Fly
U:Up
C:Clown
K:Killa

*stubs toe* Awww Fly up clown Killa, that fuckn hurt!

by Pirikaki November 6, 2021

i want to kill myself

a phrase to say when youve gone through so much stress, anxiety, trauma, and worry

person 1: i want to kill myself
person 2: dang me too im sorry

by icythesimp February 20, 2023

Fuck marry kill Russian roulette

When two people randomly load a revolver with two bullets, two blanks, and leave two chambers empty. One person randomly spins the cylinder and fires at the other. If it clicks, they fuck. If it’s a blank, they marry. If it fires…

“I had to leave her she kept insisting that we play fuck marry kill Russian roulette”

“Damn that’s psycho. Glad you got outta that”

by cougarpuzzlebox August 5, 2023

kill

The final blow in combat.

The winner delivered the kill.

by Fritz t3h Sl4y3r February 18, 2007

kill the laughter

When someone ruins a humorous situation by
A) Saying something that isn't funny
B) Going too far
C) Turning it serious

A)
Bob: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pizza?
Rob: A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Dennis: Or Pizza tastes better.
Rob: Way to kill the laughter man.

B)

Bob: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pizza?
Rob: A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Dennis: Whats the difference between a Jew and a gun?
Rob: I dunno
Dennis: A gun doesn't cry when you shoot it.
Rob: Way to kill the laughter man.

C)

Bob: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pizza?
Rob: A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Dennis: Shut up! The Jews have been through a lot
Rob: Way to kill the laughter man.

by joe725 April 26, 2008