long john

Long Underwear that is worn in the winter

Its cold outside I better wear my long johns so my balls don't freeze off!

by kow_heman February 25, 2005

John Elway

Eric Cartmans father.

cartman: john elway is my father, john elway is my father.

by ribman October 15, 2006

John Howard

(adj.) Describing someone who aligns with the school bully for protection so as not to get bullied themself. A kiss arse to someone in a higher position. Someone lacking back-bone. Rymes with coward.

(person) Australian Prime Minister labeled as American President Bush's 'Deputy'.

Dave is such a John Howard he bought the boss' wife a present.

by Em Dee September 30, 2005

john

john fucks.

Yea, you know that guy over there? Yea, yea John. He Fucks.

by hornycumdumpster February 8, 2019

The John Wilks Booth

Sex term for surprisingly cumming on the back of someone's head. Preferably while on a balcony or in a theatre.

See also The Abraham Lincoln.

While Misty Gates was sleeping face down, I gave her The John Wilks Booth.

by Goldengamingod September 7, 2009

John McCain

Old. Very, very old.

Man, I can't believe we built this time machine and got it working! These dinosaurs are amazing! Look, it's a T Rex! And there's a velosoraptor! And there's a... oh, it's just John McCain.

by Pickled Pineapple July 6, 2008

John Green

(Noun) A John Green is a man who is of average looks and lifestyle. However, John Greens still manage to woo the most intelligent and beautiful women with their peculiar adjectives, understanding of psychology, and various cardigans.

Could also refer to a male protagonist from one of his books.

The boy sitting on the bench writing in his moleskin is a real John Green.

by CommonDyslexic May 23, 2014