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john compton

a term for a man who is the man of all men. an extremely attractive male who also happens to be intelligent, kind and very funny. considered 'the total package' to any woman
she landed herself a john compton- that bitch always gets the best of the best
by hl friendly August 1, 2010
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John B

John B is the sweetest guy you'll ever meet; he's laid back, a little dorky, and funny but most importantly he's also super hot. He's every girls dream, except for those of us who would rather have some JJ.
by noelleeemarin April 30, 2020
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John Carpenter

The best damn director in the universe. He created Snake Plissken, Jack Burton, the greatest 80s synth scores and outdid Howard Hawks...twice.
John Carpenter needs to do another film with Kurt Russell.
by Phantom Definition Writer December 28, 2005
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John Entwistle

October 9, 1944- June 27, 2002.

Bass guitar player for the Who, one of the most recognized and adored bands in the world. Also a member of Ox, a band that is relatively unknown, but quite excellent, none the less.

Famous for his "Thunder Fingers", and the fact that he never moved, or even smiled, while playing. (Some speculate that he was attempting to blend into the background, so he would not be mauled by his violent, and often blocked up, band mates).

Either way, he is considered one of the greatest bass players in rock n' roll, and has one of the most obscenely high singing voices ever possessed by a non-castrati.
It's spelt John EntWISTLE, not John EntWHISTLE!
by une canadianne tres folle November 30, 2010
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John Morrison

He is the Shaman of Sexy, The Monday Night Delight, Chuck Norris of Nookie, The Shaolin Master of Manliness, Ambassador of Abdominals, Prince of Parkour.

Former WWE and World Tag Team Champion with Joey Mercury (MNM) and later The Miz (The Greatest Tag Team of the 21st Century). A former Intercontinental Champion.

Hosted a Slammy-award winning internet show with Miz called The Dirt Sheet where they were mock their opponents. Every episode opened with "Hi, I'm John Morrison and ..." which featured some outlandish fact or tidbit about himself. Also, hosted a solo internet show called The Palace of Wisdom.

Known for integrating a parkour style into wrestling, creating a number of fantastic spots, such as the "ninja spot" from The 2011 Royal Rumble. But he is more than a spot monkey and can mat/submission wrestle. (Watch Hell in the Cell 2010 if you don't believe me.)

Often compared to a younger Shawn Michaels.
Seriously, have you seen John Morrison's abs? My god...
by FemmeJoMo July 6, 2011
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John Carpenter

1) American film director, producer, writer, composer, and sometimes actor, known for the Halloween and The Thing films.

2) Contestant on the US version of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, who won the grand prize without having used any Lifelines (but using Phone-A-Friend only to have his father on the line to hear him win the million dollars). Who says a bespectacled bookworm-looking person can't be badass?
1) John Carpenter is one of the best horror filmmakers alive.

2) John Carpenter doesn't need any Lifelines to make WWTBAM his bitch!
by Trey4Life February 6, 2012
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John Gourley

Lead vocalist and guitarist for Portugal. The Man. Grew up in Alaska and then re-located to Portland, OR where the band is based. Once was in a less technical and creative band but then tried vocals for the first time and magic was made. He has a perfect mustache and an even better voice.
by PittsburghGal August 7, 2011
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