Jesus-to-Fetus

A common cuddling position where the man, usually, is laying flat on his back with his arms outspread, reminiscent of Jesus' position on the cross. The girl, usually, will then be cuddled up against the guy's side, in fetal position. This is a more advanced cuddling position.

They're getting pretty serious. Homeboy's got her Jesus-To-Fetus

Jesus-to-Fetus by sacuse November 25, 2010

Jesus Beard 

The path of soft snow that has been freshly groomed on a ski/snowboard hill. It is so smooth it feels exactly like what Jesus' beard would feel like if it were a mountain.

Sam: What hill should we go down next?
Blake: Let's go down Four Pipe, I just saw a new patch of Jesus Beard.

Jesus Beard by TheSwineFlew December 27, 2011

Jesus Christ Year 

Being 33 years old. The year that Jesus Christ died. Year of adventure, growing wisdom. year of fulfilling prophecies/promises

You ain't old, it's your Jesus Christ Year birthday, lots of good things in store for you this year!
Museum hopping or gorging on chocolate ice cream- any one of those is a great year to ring in your JC year!

Jesus Christ Year by DayGoHug December 16, 2014

jesus fucking prius 

Phrase, in shock or anger of being driven into (or otherwise unacceptably intruded upon) by an unapologetic, self righteous, silent car.

"Jesus fucking Prius!"

jesus fucking prius by Streykidd March 28, 2015

Jesus mixmaster 

Helicopter, autogiro, chopper, copter, eggbeater, or whirlybird

Antap in heven Brindleyman lukinswanpela nois wanpela Jesus mixmaster.

Jesus mixmaster by Doug Mack January 2, 2008

Jesus Style 

To carry something like Jesus did with the cross.

I carried my backpack full of books home Jesus style.

Jesus Style by CGpalace June 24, 2009

Jesus Christ, Marie 

Breaking Bad A term used by the character Hank Schrader, in reference to his wife Marie's utter foolishness in regards to minerals. Became a meme enjoyed by all fans of the show.

"Jesus Christ, Marie! They aren't rocks, they're minerals!"

Jesus Christ, Marie by The Littlest Lebowski June 22, 2016