I read in a magazine that Italian men have the smallest penises in all of Europe. Average = 13.5 cm. Which is a little less than 5.5 inches. Hate to burst all of your bubbles.
by Truth hurts September 22, 2005
Get the italian mug.ya fuck u all...italians are good people that wanna be alone and independent from everyone else cause they know wats goood and wats bad....only cause other people in the world are jealous of always seeing italians with the hottest girls doesnt mean people should talk shit...people who diss other races are fagots and deserved to be killed and they probably have a gay fuckin race thats why they must go bash other people
this canadian tried to make fun of an italian? ya ok hes a fuckin tard...ask him wat hes done before?? um nothing hes a fuckin cake
by Francesco November 11, 2003
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Simply the most talked about culture in the U.S.A right now. Linked to the words guido and jersey shore. Very few italians act like those on the jersey shore. Generally short, tan (if not, light skinned), beautiful hair and stubborn. The most interesting and caring people you will ever meet. To experience a true italian, one must become close to them, or be on their good side. Knows their way in life, won't put up with bull shit and isn't afraid to punch a bitch once in a while.
Did you see that chick?
Yeah man she must've been italian!
That kid is so fly man.
Yeah dude he's italian
Yeah man she must've been italian!
That kid is so fly man.
Yeah dude he's italian
by Sofia MM October 27, 2010
Get the Italian mug.Driving a vehicle (particularly the engine) hard for a few minutes, getting everything fully warmed up and loaded, for the purpose of improving its state of running. Has some theoretical and empirical validity to it (in certain cases, it does actually work), but it can also be an incompetent hackjob substitute for actual mechanical skills and effort (in these cases, it usually makes things worse).
An Italian tuneup is the machinery getting exercise.
That shadetree shop down the road was supposed to fix my engine, but all they did was go for an Italian tuneup, only to stuff it into a tree.
That shadetree shop down the road was supposed to fix my engine, but all they did was go for an Italian tuneup, only to stuff it into a tree.
by Guava888 May 3, 2011
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Get the The Italian Ice mug.it is a close net family with an italian heritage. powerful influences a well conected with powerful people. san jose ca.
by bubbaluke May 2, 2010
Get the zamira/italia mug.Italians used to consider them selves white, but since the year 2000 they deny being white and call them selves Italian as italy has its own race. A lot of Italian wiggers used the excuse they are not Caucasian or white, making them selfs look retarded.
Wigger:Im not white
guy: Your not black, hispanic, native american ,asain indian etc.
Wigger: I know im Italian
guy: you do know Italian is a ethnicity with in the white/Caucasian race dont you?
Wigger:Im not white im Italian
guy:You are a confuesed
guy: Your not black, hispanic, native american ,asain indian etc.
Wigger: I know im Italian
guy: you do know Italian is a ethnicity with in the white/Caucasian race dont you?
Wigger:Im not white im Italian
guy:You are a confuesed
by asdfawefrwefasdfawefrwefasdfaw August 21, 2010
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