putting the turtle back in its shell

When your taking a shit, but half way through, you suck the shit back up into your asshole

I just got done putting the turtle back in its shell

by Ishitoften December 31, 2020

“its fine.”

im not fine, but im scared to tell you how i really feel.

“im so sorry, you know i dont mean it.”
“its fine.”

by cccaaannonnnball July 2, 2023

xd but its ded x_x

if anyone types x_x then the mans xd is ded because its NOT GOOD to type this.the xd but its ded means u will die in a game and respawn in the worst point.

roblox chat box-rich man-XD but its ded x_x .noob-i oofed 'oof'

by omg man steezy October 5, 2020

cunt believe its not butter

Salty and slippery

This is the first time for me , but damn I cunt believe its not butter.

by Geo P June 24, 2021

its not looking too good

When something happens, and it's not really looking too good on it happening.

Preston: Bro, can I get some of your popcorn?

Hunter: ITS NOT LOOKING TOO GOOD.

by RetroBounder March 5, 2022

Jenny Craig to close its doors after nearly four decades

Jenny Craig, the weight loss and nutrition business, is closing its doors after four decades, according to internal communications obtained by NBC News.

The company reportedly announced to employees in an email late Tuesday that they are shutting down "due to its inability to secure additional financing."

Jenny Craig to close its doors after nearly four decades What?

by SPrice1980 May 5, 2023

hey its me your scum bag dad

a dad that kills people and trys to keep his kid innocet

hey its me your scum bag dad lets play prank wars

by kermit the frog killer February 1, 2022