phone abyss

When your phone is lost to the point of no return, like underneath a seat in a car.

"Dude, I can't find my phone anywhere!"
"Bro, did you check the phone abyss?"

by signalizing July 12, 2013

cordless phone

1) Pretty much a phone with a full-duplex (i.e. tranmit on one frequency and recieve on another, and it always transmitting and recieving) (radio), and that allows both people on the line can yell at each other at the same time.

2) A device permantly attachted to a teenybopper.

Whats great is, people think cordless phones cannot be listened to, but sense it uses radio waves to be 'cordless', then anyone with a scanning reciever on the base (this is a duplex system, remember) can listen to BOTH sides of the conversation.

In my free time, i listen to my neighbor's cordless phone conversations on my radioshack radio scanner.

by IrishRepublicanArmy January 25, 2004

Phone Aids

Downloading 3rd party apps , 3rd party jailbreak apps

I keeping downloading 3rd party apps , I’m going to get phone aids .

by Phoneaidshealer November 9, 2017

poverty phone

a land-line phone lacking the features, quality, and/or visual appeal of most its contemporaries

Dude, this is nice decor and all, but that's totally a poverty phone.

by CD Ron February 27, 2011

Phone jones

A late night phone conversation with someone you're attracted to romantically and/or intimately.

I used to phone jones with Mike, but he's seeing someone else now. I miss his voice.

by Kee_Th February 14, 2014

Phone Blown

A game requiring two people and a phone.
Player 1 calls anyone in their contacts and begins a normal conversation. No lying is allowed.
Player 2 proceeds to go down on Player 1, doing anything in their power (while abstaining from making loud, sexual noises) to disrupt the conversation.
Player 1 wins if they can go 5 minutes without letting their phone partner know what is happening. Likewise, Player 2 wins if the other line discovers the secret.

John: "Are you getting a blow job?!"
Stephen: "You've just been Phone Blown!!"

by brainpills January 21, 2011

Plug in the Phone

Sexual position where one partner bends over and plugs in a phone (hence the name). The second partner has an aggressive sexual advance from behind the first partner, sometimes resulting in a dislocated disc in the back.

As a result of the "Plug in the Phone" incident, Pauley had to spend a week in the hospital.

by Mrpgmr October 19, 2014