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A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.
"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"
by Ben Fartin December 8, 2023
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hump alot

When you want to get intimate with someone yup ask them I'd they ass plug you instead of doggy style. Hump alot
by Chris &anddd courtney March 6, 2009
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Hump day

It’s hump day so send a booty pic
by Pissrocket March 24, 2021
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Gorilla Hump

Performed by a male on a female during a bang session. While the female is laying down on the bed the male stands up and falls forward. On the fall forward the male inserts his cock into the vag. keep in mind that if you miss your dick will b snapped off.
I give kevin a 10 on the Gorilla Hump he just performed.
by CockDiesal August 13, 2009
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hump and dump

smash her and dash straight to the toilet to take that long anticipated shit.
Ed: Yo, last night I had the best hump and dump of my life
Sam: My man, you’re a legend.
by powerpuffhoes November 11, 2017
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hump dump

I took a hump dump while Erick was hitting it from behind
by Kyskee August 22, 2017
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Hump Day

Wednesday is known as hump day because it is in the middle of the week. Just like a Hump is generally in the middle of a camel.

By Wednesday, you have made it to Hump Day, and the rest of the week should be easy for you.
Camel: Guess what today is?
Normal Person: What-
Camel: HUMP DAYYYYYYY
by thenormalnobody January 20, 2020
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