A wad of papers that one can write their daily activities down in. Used in the place of a smart phone. No charging or batteries required. Can be folded up or hold together by a paper clip.
guy1: how do you stay so on the ball without a smartphone?
guy2: *whips out wad of papers from inside of jacket and throws it down on table
guy1: are you serious..........
guy2: you gotta problem with my hipster pda bitch???
guy2: *whips out wad of papers from inside of jacket and throws it down on table
guy1: are you serious..........
guy2: you gotta problem with my hipster pda bitch???
by machine7elves November 28, 2011
Get the hipster pda mug.A subculture of boys and girls between the ages of 17 and 30, who live off of their parents' trust funds. They buy expensive clothing and listen to horrible music. Hipsters will usually clump together in groups, like barnacles. Anyone who isn't a hipster in their eyes cannot be fully integrated into their social circles.
Man, those hipsters got their parents to buy them an art studio downtown. They're looking for bands to perform every Thursday, but only if you're a hipster too; only if you're friends with them.
by Perv Tycoon March 21, 2014
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Contrary to popular belief, the hipster ranges in age from teenager all the way up to elderly and everywhere in between. Younger hipsters generally receive their hipster indoctrination from elder burned-out hipsters and hippies who masquerade as qualified teachers and professors.
They can be spotted wearing carefully ill-fitting clothes, about a size too small, in order to project an image of poverty-chic.
Hipsterism requires strict obedience to recycling rituals, and a prohibition of creating new ideas or items. Subsequently, the hipster will generally be seen wearing logos from mid to late 20th Century capitalist brands. They also like to wear fashion-glasses in order to project a false image of intelligence.
They possess a deep misunderstanding of the word ironic, preferring to use the definition from Alanis Morisette's song rather than the dictionary.
Hipsters generate unusual and offensive odors due to their affinity for organic human waste products and a natural aversion to personal hygiene. In the male of the species, you can spot clouds of fleas living in their beards off of uneaten bits of cafe fare. In the female of the species, fleas can be found in their unshaven armpit hair.
They can be spotted wearing carefully ill-fitting clothes, about a size too small, in order to project an image of poverty-chic.
Hipsterism requires strict obedience to recycling rituals, and a prohibition of creating new ideas or items. Subsequently, the hipster will generally be seen wearing logos from mid to late 20th Century capitalist brands. They also like to wear fashion-glasses in order to project a false image of intelligence.
They possess a deep misunderstanding of the word ironic, preferring to use the definition from Alanis Morisette's song rather than the dictionary.
Hipsters generate unusual and offensive odors due to their affinity for organic human waste products and a natural aversion to personal hygiene. In the male of the species, you can spot clouds of fleas living in their beards off of uneaten bits of cafe fare. In the female of the species, fleas can be found in their unshaven armpit hair.
by Schnorkenschneider April 24, 2014
Get the hipster mug.Ever have a really rotten, grouchy day? A day where you tried to be positive and upbeat, but everything just really seems to irritate and annoy you? That is a dead hamster and trolls day!
Opposite of sunshine and rainbows
Opposite of lolipops and baby bunnies
Opposite of sunshine and rainbows
Opposite of lolipops and baby bunnies
Rain on your wedding day, meeting the man of your dreams and then meeting his beatiful wife, 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife, really wanting to hit the soccer moms that show up with thier bobs high heels and lipstick, DEAD HAMSTER AND TROLLS
by lstrong August 25, 2010
Get the dead hamster and trolls mug.Usually a homosexual who follows the "hipster ways." Characterized by shopping at thrifty stores, Urban Outfitters, American Apparel AND wearing colorful or rainbow-embellished clothing.
Hahaha look that guy! He must be gay! With that hipster get-up and that rainbow beanie, he must be a rainbow hipster.
by Lamaboy April 3, 2011
Get the Rainbow hipster mug.Essentialy, distiguishes old hipster from current hipster. May also have been some piece of obscure creative work, art, music, fashion that was obscure back in the past and still obscure today where general hipster stuff of today or the past , may have been considered popular in the past and that popularity has diminished to the point of becoming today hipster.
Bob " Have you heard of the arcade fire?"
Joe "Isnt that hipster music?"
Bob "Why yes it is!!!"
Joe "Sorry, I only listen to Cibo Matto. You wouldn't know them, they are from the 80's"
Bob "But, I grew up in the 80's. It sounds original hipster"
Joe "Isnt that hipster music?"
Bob "Why yes it is!!!"
Joe "Sorry, I only listen to Cibo Matto. You wouldn't know them, they are from the 80's"
Bob "But, I grew up in the 80's. It sounds original hipster"
by slimeball sam May 8, 2012
Get the Original Hipster mug.Someone who dresses as a stereotypical hipster scarves, plaid, uptilt fedora, etc. as a personal preference as opposed to wearing it for the soul reason that it is quintessentially hipster.
"He's been wearing that fedora for weeks now! By George, he's unironically hipster!"
"When I moved to Portland, Oregon, everybody called me a hipster. Little did I know they were unironically hipsters."
"Johnny Deep is unironically hipster. Who else would wear 20 scarves at once?"
"When I moved to Portland, Oregon, everybody called me a hipster. Little did I know they were unironically hipsters."
"Johnny Deep is unironically hipster. Who else would wear 20 scarves at once?"
by Bjorn Svedkins July 6, 2016
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