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happy slap

something boys of about 16 love having on their phones where rude boys slap strangers. not very funny especially when you've seen so many of them.
release the peace nigger
*slap*
by rathsangatas drink December 7, 2004
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Happy Holidays

The worst thing to say to a fundementalist Christian besides 'I vote Democrat'.
"Everytime you say Happy Holidays an angel gets aids!11"
by Falafelfield December 28, 2005
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Haley

A totally freeaaking awesome chick who has the ability to kick peoples' asses, but won't do it unless you try to kick hers. She is the inventor of the usage of the word awesomeness in the Las Vegas area, mostly because she IS awesomeness!
Haley is also capable of finding anything on the internet within 10 minutes, becoming an expert at what she finds, and then teaching you what she just learned in a way that makes sense.
Haley has more common sense than the average human being, and is actually capable of using said common sense... something that makes her seem unhuman (but she's totally humane!)
Haley likes pie, but she doesn't randomly say it. Her random phrase is "I Lost The Game" because she is an avid player of the game!
Haley is on twitter (@leeSmilezz), weebly (leesmilezz is the bit before weebly in the URL) and youtube (iAmAwesome123)
If you know Haley, then totally treat her right, because she would make one fiiiiine girlfriend! She's bi, so girls, you aren't kept out of that bit! She's single, and while she isn't a supermodel, she can tell you why supermodels are suckish girlfriends anyway.
Example 1:
Random Person: Daaaamn isn't that Haley girl fiiiine?
Joseph person in 4th period PE at MHS: She's ugly as hell!
Random Person: I'm talking about her personality, you superficial stupidiot!

Example 2:
Stupid Person: Hey, Joseph, ask that girl out and then tell her it was a joke!
Joseph person in 4th period PE at MHS: Should be fun! She's ugly!
Semi-intelligent person: You guys don't know her. She's in a couple of my classes, and she's smarter than both of you combined!
Joseph person in 4th period PE at MHS: I don't care. I'm an asshole so I am going to pretend I like her.
Semi-intelligent person: Well, gimme my cigarettes back!

(I did say he was a semi-intelligent person... :D )
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haley

a really funny hunny that a lot of people love. she loves chuncky monkey ULTERIOR MOTIVE ummm and she is amazing. i love her.
Haley is kind of like your mother. You get annoyed with her at first but you miss her when shes gone.
by rachel jaja August 29, 2008
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happy sack

The little skin sporran that a male keeps his knackers safely locked up in.
"Oh Christ ... I've just been kicked in the happy sack ... I'll never have kids!"
by Wizards Sleeve June 16, 2005
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Happy Noodle Boy

A Stick Figure Drawn by Jhonen C. Vasquez. Examples of HNB's speech: "Peas! Peas.Peas.Peas.Peas.Peas.Peas.Peas. Look! David Hasslehoff can fly!"
Happy Noodle boy (the Noodleiod) is a scary stick figure.
by Blitzfisch October 13, 2003
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happy trail

A line of pubic hair that extends from below the belly button to the pubic hair around the genitals. (Usually guys have it)
That is a might long happy trail you got there.
by Anonymous September 9, 2003
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