Guitar Zero

1. People who suck at all the Guitar Hero games.

2. Anyone who doesn't have friends to start a real band and as a result, join online bands on Guitar Hero World Tour all day long.

1. Sam: Jeeze Jeff, you got booed off again!!?!?!
Jeff: yeah.
Sam: Dude, you're a total guitar zero!

2. Philip wanted to be in a band, so he joined one on Guitar Hero instead of following his dreams and making a real one.

by Dr Lina P July 9, 2009

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steel guitar

having a boner while fingering and old lady at the same time your tossing her salad.

"hey lastnight i went to pick up johnny at his grandmas house..he took longer than expected so his grandma asked me to come in one thing lead to another and i performed a steel guitar."

by shanoo April 22, 2008

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Guitar Hero

Sex, any type of Sexual act.

Hey Amy wanna go play Guitar Hero later? ; Guitar Hero Tournament at my house tonight!!! / this came from a group called the Silver Ring Thing which where talking about having sex before marrage, they had a skit were they were using the word GuitarHero to replace sex.

by MadMike813 September 26, 2009

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Guitarded

Guitarded is usually (and at times, considerablly offendsive) slang for a person with some form of retardation playing a guitar, however it does vary. Guitarded could also define a mentally normal person that isn't good at the guitar, or a person that lacks knowledge on music.

It could also refer to guitar center, a popular chain in the US for instruments. Keep in mind, when referred to as "Guitarded center", the person using the word is usually not fond of guitar center (Personally I don't mind the store, but many people dislike it).

1: guitarded as in person with retardation playing guitar:" Hey Mikey, Did you know that Billy with the downs is learning the guitar?"
" Ah...so he's guitarded now, right Jeffrey?"

2: Guitarded as in a person that lacks musical knowledge.
"Dude. You don't even know what a Fsharp/D chord is!? And you've been playing for three years? No offence, Mikey, but you're guitarded."

3: Guitarded as in "person that is poor at playing the guitar": " Says Mr. Jeffrey who's so guitarded that he can't even play the G chord!"

4: Guitarded as in a reference to the music store chain Guitar Center: "Mike, I'm sorry." "I'm sorry too, Jeff. How about we go kill some time at Guitarded center?"

by Blaue Augen December 29, 2006

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Guitar hero high

desribes when you've played guitar hero soooo long that when you finailly peal your eyes away from the screen everything is wavy and moving, like your high.

BOY: *playing guitair hero*
DUDE: Chill with the gh dude ur gonna get high on that shit!
BOY: *looks away...* Whoooaaaa....its all wavy...
DUDE: too late your already guitar hero high...
*sigh*

by KATE=AWESOMENESS December 2, 2010

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