Randal Brian Campbell the first (and hopefully last)

slightly overweight, lying, man bitch, who thinks hes the shit and can have any girl he wants. But he cant. in fact, he cant even keep one decent girl, because he goes around telling other girls he loves them while at the same time he's dating the "girl of his dreams" as far as she's concerned (becuase thats what he said, hence the lying part. Attention all females: Should you happen apon this randall campbell, kick him in the nuts, poke him, and then walk away as seductively as possible, so he will know what hes missing. And do not provide an explination should he ask.

Randal Brian Campbell the first (and hopefully last) asked out 4 girls in the same week. They all said no.

by Beat That Bitch! August 6, 2006

first contact

The act of fingering a pregnant lady, sticking your finger so far up as to touch the unborn fetus's head.

Dude I fingered my preggo gf last night and made first contact.

by thatoneguyx August 8, 2016

from first to last

from first to last started in 2002 and went through many line up changes. now it is matt (lalalaa/chugawug), travis (rararawr/chugawug) matt m.(laaalala/thumbthump), derek (bangbang). they have just released their self-entitled album anddd its not there best but its good.

albums:
esasthiesaetic - 7.8 outa 10
dear diary - 9.4 outa 10
heroine - 8.5 outa 10
thenew one - 6.2 outa 10

from first to last is sweet as shit.

by coreyx3 June 14, 2008

First Time

The greatest song of all time, performed by the greatest band of all time.

It feels like the first time that we've fallen behind and.. we've faltered too far down, no one can save us.

by JinzoBlaze October 28, 2003

furstalk

a furry who wears the fattest fursuits or looks like hes actually growing fur.

My god, that furstalk wont stop growing, dammit!

by Tuna Kangaroo December 6, 2017

First Ring

When you screw a company or employee out of payment for services

I was First Ring'd by that guy!

by First Ring April 19, 2003

FirstClassReject

The resort of millions of rejections,
it takes a simple rejection to become a Reject but a lifetimes worth brings you up to Reject First Class.

Man hits on girl + girl gives man the finger,
girl not that hot = Rejection

by Warren Worthington III August 17, 2005