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Get your money up not your funny up 

A phrase commonly said by people (mostly Tobis) who don’t get pussy and feel like getting more money will bring them more girls
Don’t stress about getting pussy man, get your money up not your funny up.

vair funny 

The way idiots on the interweb spell "very"
Mike: Lol! That joke was vair funny.
Bill: You suck Mike. Vair much.
vair funny by Airn May 26, 2008

it smells funny 

when someone or thing smeels different..
"hey billy hows it going? *whispers to friend "it smells funny"
it smells funny by allgabby dude September 18, 2006

The Big Funny 

O man... u have The Big Funny
The Big Funny by GayWhoreSlut May 30, 2018

It's funny because it's poisonous! 

Something you say when a really freaky person does something funny.
Rohan: Hey, Scott, stop touching my ass!
Evan: It's funny because it's poisonous!

Why did you delete my dickriding buttjockey definition? It was funny 

Why are you being such a dickriding buttjockey? Stop being a dickriding buttjockey. Gosh I friggen hate dickriding buttjockey’s. You buttjockey :(
Obama isn’t a buttriding dickjockey, he’s a dickriding buttjockey. So Why did you delete my dickriding buttjockey definition? It was funny