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Expired Bag of Douche

1-A douche bag to the ultimate extreme.

2-A used douche bag.

3-A person whom is unaware of their douche bag status.
That dude is wearing basketball shorts, a popped collar, sunglasses, and tivas with socks. I think he even has Dr Dre as his ring tone.. What an expired bag of douche!
by jasonmotherfuckingdelbert July 24, 2009
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expresso

Expresso- a shot of caffeine infused whiskey achieved by adding a caffeine pill to a shot of any whiskey. Often confused with espresso.
The patron at a bar was getting tired so he ordered an expresso for last call.
by Excaliberprime June 1, 2014
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expose

An elaborate fuck you when journalists put a beat down on a subject freight-trained is when you have an expose with abrasive language were it has the wolf ticket moments. The anger comes out when you catch someone editing your wordpress comments to make them look like a fucking suckup when in truth you did a really crushing comeback. (I.E. Mary Sangiovanni with her infamous "decades of therapy" tirade and the "I am sure she's just being nice" as she dissed a far-off friendship.)

Some of the responses have a lot of innuendo to pointing out that her entire hometown are village idiots that never seen controversy before, calling one a racist in a multi-cultural 20th Century village is asking for a witch hunt on par to the Salem Witch Trials. Pointing out to Kealan Patrick Burke how he introduced a cussing dog trope when one wrote a much harder story that was backed up by articles in Chicago Tribune spoke of the subject as well. It's also known as the takedown piece in journalism. Using this to invoke Hostile Editing to Archive of our Own's Fanlore when one had pointed out facts about some of the guilty parties of Fandom_Wank when the vlog entry appeared that was the set up for the most notorious horror story to appear in 2011 which was published in Emanations. The book I Fired God is an expose of Fundie and places Duggar on the spot.
The expose "Boycotting Truth" rebukes not only Kealan Patrick Burke but also those who ignore the contributions the author did introducing creative nonfiction to the independent press as he got published for this. He caught SomethingAwful lifting his material and one of them turned out to be a fan of Kealan's as well as a mutual follower, as his other fans called him a retard. The piece points out he told the truth about Burke and his fans got their journalistic sources about the writer on Encyclopedia Dramatica.
by illinoishorrorman May 14, 2018
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kangaroo express

when a guy slerps poop from a girls butt hole
oh damn...he kangaroo expressed that hoe!
by boobgirl72491 October 24, 2008
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Stimpleton Express

When a man slices off his own phallus, affixes two Popsicle sticks to it, one on either side, and inserts it into his own rectum. After the initial use, although generally not recommended, the dismembered member may be used by other partners for their own sexual pleasure.
"Yo man, did you hear what happened to Johnny?''

"No, what?"

"That skanky hooker from down the block got him to give himself a one-way ticket on the Stimpleton Express."

"Aw, what a scum, I'm gonna murder that bitch and then you and me are gonna go Mung Diving, ya heard?"
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Polar Express

When you go ass-to-mouth on your partner, and you used Vicks Vaporub* as lubricant.

*topical rub for clearing bunged-up nose. Other brands are available.
"Gave my girl the old Polar Express yesterday."
"That explains why her sinuses have cleared, and she cant sit down without wincing".
by The_superfool January 16, 2018
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Dora the Explorer

The most prominent example of bad parenting in television history
Dora the Explorers parents just let her go off on her own and look at her now
by Dubiks December 29, 2018
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