Drop a post

Take a dump.

Brb, need to drop a post…

by Juximus August 27, 2022

DROPPED THE DICK

1. To have committed a blunderous misstep, typically resulting in a significant loss of money, power, or influence.

“Thanks, Harry. Because of you, a client who was bringing in 35% of our revenue is now going to another company. Way to drop the dick on this one.”

“It looked like he was going to win, but he dropped the dick in the 6th round and got knocked out.”

by Bdaddyt July 14, 2018

Dropped a Truffle

Involuntary bowel movement when scared or startled

I was so scared I think I dropped a truffle

by bayonetdummy November 29, 2011

drop a double

making a bowel movement

After drinking all of that chocolate milk, I really have to drop a double.

by katelover13 October 20, 2010

marriage dropping

kid

This woman squeezed past us in the supermarket, three marriage droppings trailing along behind her.

by shootandrun November 4, 2013

Dropped a Miami

When your man fills your “V”agina full of his semen and later you are walking through the hotel lobby and it comes out and loudly splats on the floor leaving a mess requiring a “wet floor” sign.

As Helen was waiting on her LYFT, she heard a big splat and looked down to see she “Dropped a Miami” right there in the hotel lobby! A giant creamy load lay right there between her feet!

by 10Spot August 6, 2023

Drop a Hammer

A saying used to describe the expulsion of a large bowl movement that's urgency grows quickly and unexpectedly.

"Damn Griff, that Old Country Buffet really got me. Stop at this Dunkin Donuts so I can drop a hammer."

by SwankyJohn October 9, 2014