Canadian dildo

A hockey stick where either end is used as a dildo.

She keeps her hockey stick to use it as a canadian dildo.

by canadiangodofdildo August 30, 2013

pony dildo

A dildo with a mane on it, that looks similar to a horse's.
dildo my little pony mane

Ex. The fur on the My Little Pony pony dildo felt weird in my ass, but I secretly liked it.

by Carrots April 7, 2016

sausage dildo

When you shit into a condom and use it as a dildo

Babe make me a sausage dildo.

by I am a little more time August 25, 2016

snicker dildo

A snickers bar used as a dildo to derive pleasure.

Calel: Wow! did you know that Donna has a stash of "fun size" snicker dildos in her closet. dildy

by Bruce Needzweed December 11, 2016

daft dildo

Someone who is stupid and everything about them is fake. Can be used as an insult or a playful insult when your friend does something stupid

Derived from the phrase "Daft dimbo"

Brian is acting like a daft dildo.

Ron fell flat on his bum after trying to carry to many boxes at once. I laughed and called him a daft dildo.

by DestroyerOfFeels December 12, 2016

Dumpster Dildo

A dildo that has been used by several or, a single person with an STD. Ruining the dildo and making it a dumpster dildo

I was looking through her drawers and I found her Dumpster Dildo.

by The Extra Crispy Colonel June 29, 2017

Fake Dildo

A real penis

He put his fake dildo all the way inside my butthole.

by Theduderonomy October 4, 2017