Man's Date

A mans idea of a ideal date.

She invites you to her place for dinner. She doesnt hardly talk to you at all. You watch a Kung Fu movie together. Have Sex. She makes you a sandwich, and says "same time tommorow" and you say "yes" and go home. This is a Man's Date, Idealy

by Admiral Awesome Penis March 20, 2010

mexican double date

The act of two guys sitting on a bed back to back while recieving blowjobs from their girlfriends.

"Yo bro lets go on a mexican double date tonite at my place"

by Jdiesel June 19, 2007

Cockblock date

Taking someone to homecoming or prom though there is no relationship while the girl has a crush on another guy. Because of this the other guy can't get with the girl who likes him, hence cockblockdate.

popularized by joe and ciara

"dude joe is such a cockblock date"
"i know we all know shes like karl"

by JoeAbay September 26, 2006

break up date

its when a guy/girl gets all ready to go on a date, and is really nice to the girl/guy all night, no matter how long they've been dating, and breaks up with her/him in a really nice way

an example of break up date: like...you know ________(name)...your such a good person....beautiful, smart.....i dont deserve you............your way to great........i think i should just let you have your space to become the great person i know u are

by europeanbeauty January 19, 2008

phone date

It is when when you take your phone to a verizon store and buy it something special. For example, blackberrys are high maintenance. They could have you waiting for like 2 hours while they pick out a new case or skin or something. You should google these phones and make sure they are not on the America's most wanted list before you go dating these phones.

We should totally have a phone date soon.

by phonedater March 16, 2010

tinder date

Imagining what their encounter will be like

"cant wait to meet my tinder date"
"what will you do?"
"I think i will tickle him real hard"
"Oh no 🤦"

by Krkič April 3, 2019

polish date

A Polish date is when you meet a trash slut online that you want to fuck cause you're horny, but you don't want other people to know about it, because she's so gross. You roll over to her house (has to be her house) with a bottle of cheap vodka, so that you barely even remember the whole thing, except getting your nut off.

Hey did you hear that Jim Wisniewski took your sister out for a polish date?

by James Wisniewski August 29, 2006