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Crustyjeep

A shit starting loud-mouthed asshole. Most of the time found trolling around in threads just waiting to talk shit to someone, to make themselves feel better. Often plagued with low self esteem, and the mentality of a 5 year old, and full of useless banter. Possibly high on meth or other low life drugs, trying to get a rise out of anyone who will bite.
This guy just won't shut the fuck up!! He is a real Crustyjeep!
by crustyismybitch October 17, 2009
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crusty carnival

When screwing a girl you stick cornbread around your penis and proceed to have a girl give you a blowjob.
Damn last night i saw this sexy girl who looked hungry so i gave her a crusty carnival and she greatly appreciated it.
by bigdaddy32092 January 20, 2010
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crusty

A word that takes on multiple meanings, but generally means something incredibly bad, gross, etc. Synonymous with tacky, klassy, or trashy. Though it is not as descriptive as words like "slutty" or "ugly," it has strong negative connotations that could really mean anything. Used mostly by black women (including Nicki Minaj and Glozell) to express something they disapprove of. An adjective or a noun.
As an adjective: This crusty little bitch running round.

That bag is so crusty.

Your hair is the crustiest thing I have ever seen, girl.

As a noun: This little crust need to learn a lesson!

CRUSTY CRUSTS!
by thisgirlisuppose May 6, 2011
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Crusty Rio

Noun,. After having vigerous sexual intercourse the male ejaculates onto the hair of his partner and begins massaging his semen into her hair until it starts to become sticky he then fluffs the hair upward and outward repeatedly until it dries into a Rio Carnival style headdress. When done with love it can be very attractive, but if done with malice it is a tangled mess.
(1)"Jess, your hair is devine... who did it." "Thanks Jodie, Brad gave me a Crusty Rio!"
(2)"What happened to your head, did Jim give you a Crusty Rio?!?"
by Whiteeyebrows November 26, 2011
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Crusty Earmuffs

When a woman has failed to clean all ejaculate from one or both ears after receiving fuzzy sidetone.

Most appropriately used if said ejaculate is publicly visible.
A week after I gave her fuzzy sidetone in her sleep, she went to the doctor to check her hearing. He didn't even need his light to see she had crusty earmuffs. He recommended she get me that damn beer on the way home!
by PetesMom February 9, 2013
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crostaponder

A redneck term that refers to people from the other side of the Atlantic from the speaker.
Was down at the local "English Pub" when I ran into an actual crostaponder
by ferricoxide April 19, 2012
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Crusty Loaf

When a guy blows his load in a woman's vagina, doesn't wipe himself off, and then about 15 minutes later, when their mixed fluids have dried on his penis, forming a slight crust, he puts his now "crusty loaf" in her mouth.
15 minutes after they finished fucking, he fed her a crusty loaf.
by Phil Beev July 4, 2012
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