Chair Cookie

Someone who contributes absolutely nothing to the world around them but merely sits there.
Student 1: Moe is such a chair cookie!
Student 2: Don't be so harsh. He got a 14 on that last math quiz!
Student 1: Yeah, but the teacher said she'd give us 14 free points for turning it in!
Student 2: Well, at least he turned it in.
Student 1: Actually, I found it on the floor and handed it in for him.

Student 2: Chair cookie.
by News Crew November 28, 2009
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fish cookie

When you fart in your hand and swiftly deliver said fart to the face of your nearest victim for their olfactory delight.
Oh man...he fish cookied me and it smelled like Big Foots dick.
by PurplePotatoe November 30, 2015
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sour cookie

When a whole bunch of guys jerk off onto a cookie and the last one to get off has to eat it
Keil came last so he had to eat the sour cookie
by pinwoodle October 21, 2013
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cookie button

The act of pulling out and ejaculating into a girls belly button (only works on an innie). This is followed by throwing sprinkles on her imitating what looks to be "icing with sprinkles".
Cliff showed me a picture of a Tabby's cookie button!
by C-Rock January 08, 2015
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cookie rubbing

It's when two men, typically Rico and Fang, coordinate a time and place to rub their butt cheeks together and say "COOKIES!"
Did you say you were going to go cookie rubbing with Joey tomorrow night? Sign me up!
by jssynth July 11, 2020
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colon cookie

This colon cookie is done, where's the john?
by the one time poster August 04, 2009
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cookie muffin

-similiar to the term "schnookums" but with a more realistic spin

-A silly, cutesy name used to show affection to people and pets. It is especially overly used with boyfriends and tiny dogs.
What shall I ever do without my cookie muffin?
by sweetpenguins December 10, 2010
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