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Condom Hair

This is when you use both hands, or both hands covered in a plastic bag, to mess up and rub someone's hair. It's not condom hair unless while you are doing it you yell "condom hair", otherwise it's just mean.
Hillary was really annoying Jojo today. Everytime Jojo got her hair just right, Hillary would quickly yell "condom hair" and ruin Jojo's perfectly quaffed do.
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Condoleezza Rice

professor turned high-ranking foreign policy official in the current White House; perhaps one of the most brilliant Americans to ever work in government; quite possibly the next POTUS
If Condoleezza Rice ran for the presidency, I would absolutely vote for her.
by Ludlow August 26, 2005
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concord

A huge nose that juts out with no particular definition or shape. It is often quite wide and long. It points in a slightly upward direction. It often looks unproportionate with the rest of the person's face. Women that have a nose like this often wear a lot of make-up in order to distract from their obvious flaw. Men that possess a nose like this often have excessively dyed hair (usually in bright or attention-seeking style) with a long fringe. They usually have an irritating level of obviously fake confidence.
"God I don't know why that girl acts like she's the bees-knees, she has a right concord on her!"
by Oz123 April 25, 2008
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condom

I felt like a pimp when i used a condom.
by malitia July 4, 2008
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Cincinnati Condom

When a guy sprinkles cocaine on his penis and it's sucked off.
It's called a Cincinnati Condom because it offers absolutely no protection against anything. A backwards definition, just like the city.
by Christian Cancer September 29, 2008
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Concordant

Everyone employed to this business is concordant with the guidlines that they should abide to.
by thomas shinji December 8, 2003
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Condom Cake

A girl that has had more condoms in her than Annabel Chong
"Last Night We All Got Together And Gangbanged That Slut... Totally Made Her Ass A Condom Cake!"
by LardDick4Skin August 26, 2009
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