Definitions by Ludlow

handmaiden 

A woman who is perceived by a radical feminist as supporting "the patriarchy" by her actions or opinions, regardless of the woman's actual position.

Often used as a 'get out of jail free card', labeling a woman as a handmaiden allows her position to be dismissed without further critical analysis or counteracting any arguments.

I consistently dislike what she writes as it is inevitably pro-patriarchal handmaideny nincompoopery.

I'm going to suggest she's been drinking the Handmaiden Communion Wine.

All it is to be a handmaiden is to carry out the whims of the patriarchy.

handmaiden by ludlow November 3, 2012

George W. Bush 

a leader great enough to be included in a group with Washington, Lincoln, and Reagan

Liberals hate Bush only out of desperation and a raw inability to perceieve the world as it actually exists.

George W. Bush by Ludlow August 26, 2005

POTUS

President of the United States

Ronald Reagan was the fortieth POTUS.

POTUS by Ludlow August 26, 2005

Ellen DeGeneres 

greatest comic working today

Ellen DeGeneres is HILARIOUS!

Ellen DeGeneres by Ludlow August 26, 2005

Condoleezza Rice 

professor turned high-ranking foreign policy official in the current White House; perhaps one of the most brilliant Americans to ever work in government; quite possibly the next POTUS

If Condoleezza Rice ran for the presidency, I would absolutely vote for her.

Condoleezza Rice by Ludlow August 26, 2005