Computer:hmm oh nice computer you got there can i have it
Person:Wait a minu-
(blue screen appears on computer)
Person:Wait a minu-
(blue screen appears on computer)
by KonHon May 7, 2023
Get the hmm oh nice computer you got there can i have it mug.In the portal games the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center is a large area in the Aperture Science facility in which many main test chambers are located, and where most of the testing involving portal guns and such takes place. Chell wakes up here in the first portal game.
“Hello, and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center. We hope your brief detention in the Relaxation Vault has been a pleasant one.
Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper. Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of all Enrichment Center activities, serious injuries may occur.
For your own safety, and the safety of others, please refrain from touching bzzzzzt
Por favor bordon de fallar Muchos gracias de fallar gracias
stand back. The portal will open in three. Two. One.”
Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper. Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of all Enrichment Center activities, serious injuries may occur.
For your own safety, and the safety of others, please refrain from touching bzzzzzt
Por favor bordon de fallar Muchos gracias de fallar gracias
stand back. The portal will open in three. Two. One.”
by Hitmantheman January 31, 2024
Get the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center mug.Related Words
A hypothetical computing device that operates across the five-dimensional manifold of space, time, and probability, accessing information from all possible realities simultaneously. Such a computer doesn't calculate answers—it observes them from branches where they're already known. Need to know the outcome of an election? The spacetime-probability computer queries the branch where it already happened. Want to know if your crush likes you? It checks the branch where you already asked. The challenge is that the answers are contradictory—in some branches yes, in some no, in some you never asked. The computer returns all of them, leaving you with the same uncertainty you started with, plus existential dread about all the versions of yourself living different lives.
*Example: "She asked her spacetime-probability computer if she'd ever find love. The computer displayed an infinite list: 'Yes, in 3,472,891 branches; No, in 5,218,433 branches; Already have, in 892 branches (you just haven't realized it yet); Love is a social construct, in 1,203,847 branches; Stop asking me, in 4,392 branches.' She turned it off and decided to live in uncertainty, which was where she'd been all along."*
by AbzuInExile February 16, 2026
Get the Spacetime-Probability Computer mug.Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Compressed Personal Computer Video Games: The First Juvenile Release
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Compressed Personal Computer Video Games: The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025
Get the Compressed Personal Computer Video Games: The First Juvenile Release mug.by ExeeloguiexE April 16, 2025
Get the ATX Personal Computer Cases Without Media Players Is Video Game Catridges mug.A term used to describe someone who experienced something so amazing, that they feel like they can never experience it again, because it will never feel as good
by KurtisHere June 9, 2025
Get the ant in the computer mug.by Real Alberto July 17, 2022
Get the Thinking should be like a super computer fast mug.